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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8260 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5464 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!