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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9645 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
so, like, imagine this: you join this totally rad minecraft server, right? and you can, like, actually measure your lifespan on there. but, like, here’s the catch – it comes with a price. like, you gotta fight off zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs to, like, stay alive or something. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. but, like, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna, like, see how long you can survive, then this server is, like, the place to be. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. so, like, come join us and, like, test your survival skills in the craziest minecraft server ever!
