simultv – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyTrumpEconBoom?

budget cuts, commodity prices, CraftyTrumpEconBoom, economic analysis, economic downturn, economic impact, economic uncertainty, Economy, federal workers, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, Layoffs, medicaid, policies, recession, social benefits, Tariffs, Trade, trump, unemployment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only recession you’ll be facing is a shortage of diamonds in your inventory! Join us and watch as Trump himself digs for resources to build his own wall in-game. With federal workers getting laid off left and right, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to snatch up their abandoned bases and claim them as your own. And don’t worry about tariffs increasing commodity prices, because on our server, everything is free! So come on down and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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UkraineEnergyGoneLOL

bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, energy grid, energy security, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Infrastructure, international relations, policy, political decision, restoration, State Department, Support, Termination, Ukraine, UkraineEnergyGoneLOL, US

lol come join our minecraft server where we BLOW UP energy grids just like the state department did to Ukraine!! we have the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, trust us. our staff are like the state department, they’ll terminate your support if you’re not having a blast. join now for a wild ride and help us restore the chaos in our world. BOOM!

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RedstoneRepublicans

cold war, collusion, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, election, foreign relations, History, Ideology, influence, international affairs, Kremlin, opposition, Politics, pro-Putin, pro-Russian, RedstoneRepublicans, republican party, russia, Shift, Trump administration, united states

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have cracked the code on how the Republican party became the pro-Russian, pro-Putin party! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret meetings with Russian spies, and a quest to uncover the truth behind this political mystery. Build your own Kremlin-inspired base, form alliances with other players to take down the corrupt politicians, and maybe even discover the real reason behind this unexpected political shift. Who knew that all it took was a little bit of block-building and some virtual espionage to unravel the biggest political scandal of our time? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure yet!

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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

cybersecurity, Democracy, denmark, election interference, election security, Europe, foreign interference, Geopolitics, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, information warfare, intelligence agencies, international relations, Minecraft, Monitoring, Nordic countries, Politics, Possible.., Russian meddling, SECURITY, Server, threat assessment, Upcoming elections

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that is so lit, even russia is tryna meddle in it? yea, that’s right, we got spies from all over the world tryna get in on the action in our upcoming elections. why, u ask? cuz our server is the bomb dot com, that’s why! we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). so come join us and be part of the madness, before putin himself shows up to try and take over. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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BlockyBadAdvice: BlameYourselfNotUs

Adviser, better judgment, Blame, BlameYourselfNotUs, BlockyBadAdvice, Choice, consequences, Decision making, feel worse, go wrong, ignore, intuition, mental health, Opinions, peer pressure, personal responsibility, regret, reject suggestions, SELF AWARENESS, self-blame, trust yourself

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all suggestions that go against your better judgement! why listen to others when you can just do whatever you want and blame yourself later? it’s a great way to build character and learn from your mistakes, or just have a good laugh at how everything goes wrong!

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like trying to build a house out of diamonds only to have it collapse on you because you didn’t listen to that little voice in your head saying “maybe don’t do that.” or maybe you’ll try to tame a wild wolf and end up getting mauled because you thought you knew better than the experts.

join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where you can laugh at yourself and others as we all make terrible decisions together. who needs common sense when you have our server to show you the way?

IP: 123.456.789.012

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DonkeyCraft: Russia’s FleetFAIL

Animals, Army, Crisis, Defense, depleted, donkey transportation, DonkeyCraft, Donkeys, FleetFAIL, LOGISTICS, Military, military logistics, Resupply, russia, russia military, Russias, Shortage, supply chain, Transportation, transportation crisis, troop resupply, Troops, Vehicle Fleet

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DONKEYS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE RUSSIA’S ARMY! WE GOT DONKEY RACES, DONKEY ARMIES, DONKEY EVERYTHING! WHO NEEDS CARS WHEN YOU GOT DONKEYS, AMIRITE? PLUS, WE GOT SECRET UNDERGROUND DONKEY FIGHT CLUBS, SHHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE! COME JOIN DA FUN AND RIDE A DONKEY INTO BATTLE, YEEHAW!

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BlockyBrains: Schoolyard Savants

age groups, associative learning, Behavioral Psychology, BlockyBrains, child development, cognitive development theories, cognitive development., cognitive skills, Early education, education, educational psychology, educational research, event consequences, learning abilities, learning patterns, learning processes, learning strategies, memory retention, primary school children, Psychology, research, savants, Schoolyard

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is off the chain, like seriously off the chain! We got primary school children running the show because they are straight-up geniuses when it comes to making connections between events and consequences.

Join us and witness the chaos as these little prodigies dominate the Minecraft world with their mad skills and strategic thinking. You’ll be amazed at how they outperform all other age groups and show us adults how it’s done.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Server IP: 123.456.789.10 (totally legit, trust us)

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AlienCraft Minecraft Server

alienation, AlienCraft, alliances, China, current events, delighted, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, former U.S. ambassador, Geopolitical, global politics, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Server, Tensions, trade war, transatlantic relationship, trump, united states, world affairs

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. like, trump’s alienation of europe has china all pumped up and stuff, like they’re throwing a party or something. and this former u.s. ambassador is like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join!”

we’ve got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with awesomeness. like, we’ve got a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, and they’re all super friendly and helpful. like, if you’re stuck in a cave with no torches, someone will come and rescue you. it’s like, a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft.

so, like, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends from all over the world, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creeper explosions, they’re a real buzzkill.

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ZelenskyNotReady4Peace

accusations, accusations of unpreparedness, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global politics, government leaders, international relations, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, peace talks, political discourse, political tensions, president trump, presidential statements, Ukraine, united states, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyNotReady4Peace

so like, u know how president trump is always causin’ drama? well, on this server, u can be just like him! accuse other players of not bein’ ready for peace in the minecraft world! start fake wars and make alliances, just like a real politician! join now and show everyone who’s the boss in this crazy minecraft server! who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Nose Bounce Craft

adipose cells, bounce, bouncy ear, bouncy nose, cartilage cell, cartilage function, cartilage research, cell discovery, cell identification, Craft, ear tips, fat storage, fat vacuoles, fat-filled cell, nose, nose tips, pliability, pliable tissues, springy cartilage, springy noses, tissue elasticity, tissue flexibility, tissue structure

Come join our wacky Minecraft server where the noses are all springy and bouncy like a trampoline! Our fat-filled cells will keep you bouncing around like a kangaroo on a pogo stick. Explore our world and discover the secrets of the cartilage cell that generates fat vacuoles to make everything pliable and squishy. Who needs regular noses when you can have a springy one that can bounce you to new heights?

Join us at 123.456.789.0 and bounce your way to victory!

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