Simpson039s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Email Purge LOLZ Craft – Where ICP Threads Rule and Creativity Reigns Supreme!

Communication, Community, Conversation, Craft, creativity, data, Digital, discussion, email, email communication, email purge, forum threads, ICP, INFORMATION, internet, lolz, Messaging, online communication, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, Purge, REIGNS, rule, SUPREME, Technology, Threads

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Potions Brewed:	103	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Look no further, because our server has had 0 ICP (Internet Crazy Person) threads since the email purge! That’s right, no crazy rants or conspiracy theories here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few secret underground societies (shh, don’t tell anyone). Our community is full of quirky characters and wacky adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world). Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your daring exploits and outrageous antics. Join now and let the craziness begin!

Reunion SMP: Where you’ll never find a reset, but might find a chicken riding a pig. Coming soon 1.20.5!

1.20.5, ADMIN, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, chicken, Claims, Coming, cosmetic benefits, Economy, Find, Homes, market, Moderator, OWNER, pay to win, Pig, Player Economy, Ranks, Reset, reunion, Riding, Roles, salc1, Server Update, Shops, smp, Webstore, Youll, YouTuber

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	7146	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/DXNQvtpjNe
Origins	This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community.
Vanilla	The server has claims, homes, and a player economy, but is still considered almost entirely vanilla.
Market	The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.
Ranks	We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /vip on the server.
Roles	Owner – Go_ing Admin – Foxy75, Splooshie Moderator – Neeser_, Nix_Quinn_Dem

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server without using Discord?

A: Yes, you can join the server without using Discord, but it is recommended to stay updated with the community and announcements.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: As long as you follow the server rules, you are free to build and play as you wish.

Q: How can I earn money on the server?

A: You can sell diamonds to the server for $100 each and also set up shops at spawn to sell items to other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Currently, there are no banned items, but any exploits or cheats will result in disciplinary actions.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can contact one of the moderators or admins in-game or on Discord to report any rule violations.

Blocky Banter Bunker

Aleksandr Litvinenko., Aleksandr Shlapak, Arrest warrant, banter, blocky, Bunker, COUP, Crimean Bridge, Dmitry Peskov, Euromaidan protests, Kremlin, kyiv, Lanklets, National Security and Defence Council, No More Rape, Petro Poroshenko, President Zelensky, russia, Russian Criminal code, Stepan Kubiv, Terrorist, Ukraine, Viktor Yanukovych, Western-backed

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Russian arrest warrant for the Ukrainian President? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Putin himself would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being wanted by a major world power, just like Zelensky and Poroshenko! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have the adrenaline rush of evading arrest warrants?

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Whether you’re dodging Russian spies or plotting a coup against your fellow players, the excitement never stops. So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure you have your lawyer on speed dial!

Blocky VHS Mania: The Ultimate Cave Adventure!

80s, 90s, Adventure, blocky, cave, classic films, collector’s item, Entertainment, film lover, Home decor, man cave, Mania, media room, movie collection, movie night, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, Throwback, Ultimate, vcr, vhs, video tapes, vintage, Wall

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crops Grown:	8943
Enchantments Applied:	175	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a VHS wall in a man cave – totally retro and totally awesome!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your very own man cave filled with VHS tapes of all your favorite 80s movies. Want to watch “The Goonies” while mining for diamonds? No problem! Need some inspiration from “Back to the Future” while crafting your next masterpiece? We got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a giant robot made entirely out of cassette tapes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the robot, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the VHS wall in my man cave madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

TFMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, Bows, Community, Crafting, Creative, Discord, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, fletcher, imagination, Immersive, legendary weapons, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Portal, Professions, PvE, PvP, Realm, Roleplay, Smith, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	5814
Zombie Dances:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Hypixel	TFMC
Popular and well-established server	Unique and immersive roleplay experience
Wide variety of minigames and game modes	Focus on creating and mastering professions
High player count and active community	Emphasis on storytelling and world-building
Frequent updates and events	Dedicated discord server for community interaction
Accessible to all types of players	Opportunity to unleash creativity and shape your own destiny

**FAQ:**

**1. Which server has a larger player base?** – Hypixel has a larger player base due to its popularity and well-established reputation in the Minecraft community.

**2. What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on Hypixel?** – Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes, catering to players of all interests and skill levels.

**3. How does TFMC differ from Hypixel?** – TFMC focuses on creating and mastering professions within a roleplay setting, allowing players to immerse themselves in storytelling and world-building.

**4. Which server has more frequent updates and events?** – Hypixel is known for its frequent updates and events, keeping gameplay fresh and engaging for players.

**5. Can I interact with the community on both servers?** – Both servers have dedicated platforms for community interaction, with Hypixel having in-game chat features and forums, while TFMC has a Discord server for communication and collaboration.

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

anniversary, aventurine, Character Banners, discussion, Event, firefly, gameplay, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, jade, Light Cone Banners, lolz, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, star, star rail, strategy, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, update, Web Event

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Love Letters Sent:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Firefly character banner? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to tame a Lynx in the game!

Our server is so epic, it’s like being on the Astral Express on an Annual Trailblaze Report. We’ve got more redeemable codes than you can shake a stick at, including ones for all or nothing, good fortune, and being charmed, baby!

And don’t even get us started on the characters you can play as. Imagine being as powerful as the Destruction Light Cone banner, or as wise as the Quantum Erudition Jade character. It’s like having wings in the game, soaring through the Minecraft world like a majestic bird.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing more insane than the gameplay is the stories you’ll tell your friends about it. Join now and start crafting your own epic tale today!

ZombieCraft: Manga Madness

body horror, favorite authors, favorite manga, fuan no tane, grotesque manga, Gyo, Hideshi Hino, horror anthology, horror art, horror comics, horror manga, japanese horror, junji ito, Kazuo Umezu, madness, Manga, manga recommendations, psychological horror, scary stories, supernatural manga, Tomie, uzumaki, ZombieCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a library filled with all your favorite manga and authors. Want to discuss the latest chapter of Fuan no Tane while building a giant statue of a potato? You can do it here!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now!

SnowCraft | Custom Survival Server (1.20.4)

Biomes, blocks, Custom, Custombiomes, Custombosses, customfarming, customsurvival, customsurvivalserver, Events, Farming, Fishing, Friends, Items, java, Jobs, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmo, mobs, Modded, Nooptifine, Ores, Quests, Rewards, RPG, Seasons, Server, Skills, snowcraft, Structures, Survival, System, Temples

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

👑 SNOWCRAFT (Coming Soon)

Snowcraft is custom survival minecraft server with custom blocks, ores, mobs, quest, events, jobs, claims, rewards, biomes, seasons, items and much more!

What we offer? ❤️

We are looking for?❓

– 👮 Great community

Our links and Invites. 🔗– 🔗 https://discord.gg/8eM4qKBJGY

19.ip.gl.ply.gg:30940

Brisk PvP: Where the only thing more intense than the battles is trying to remember all those server tags

Applied Energistics 2, Battles, botania, Brisk, Clockwork, communal, Community, Discord, Factions, Geopolitics, Griefing, Immersive Engineering, Industry, INTENSE, Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks, Lore, Magic, Modded, Nation building, Politics, PvP, remember, Server, tags, tech tree, theft, Valkyrien Skies, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Brisk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Geopolitical
Major Nations	Gaians, Principality of Cockshire, Kutzians
Tech Tree System	Features locked behind votes every 2 days
Notable Mods	Create, Immersive Engineering, Applied Energistics 2, Valkyrien Skies, Clockwork, Botania, Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks

FAQs for Brisk Minecraft Server

What type of server is Brisk?

Brisk is a geopolitical server where players can create and lead their own nations.

Are there restrictions on griefing and theft?

As a geopolitical server, Brisk has less restrictive rules on griefing and theft.

How many major nations are there on Brisk?

There are currently three major nations on Brisk: Gaians, Principality of Cockshire, and Kutzians.

What is the tech tree system on Brisk?

Brisk features a tech tree system where certain features are locked behind a vote every 2 days. This is tied to the lore of the server.

Where can I find the modpack for Brisk?

You can find the modpack for Brisk on the Discord link provided: https://discord.gg/mJJfyhxm6s

What are some notable mods included in the modpack?

Notable mods within the modpack include Create, Immersive Engineering, Applied Energistics 2, Valkyrien Skies, Clockwork, Botania, and Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks.

We hope to see you on Brisk server!

BoomerCraft: Where Old Players Resurface and Rediscover the Blocky Fun!

anna, better not, blocky, Board, BoomerCraft, couple of years, Die, Fags, Floating, floating around, Fun, haven’t been, hello, holding up, Instantly, make one, Players, Pukekohe, REDISCOVER, resurface, Shit, Stuck, SUCKS, Sunday night, Thread

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	8826	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about Pukekohe, come join us for some virtual fun that will blow your mind!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasures. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious NPCs for powerful weapons and armor. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next on our server!