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Blocky News Network Minecraft Server

alternative news, blocky, cognitive dissonance, confirmation bias, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, fact-checking, fake news, independent journalism, Jewish, Jewish influence, mainstream media, Media bias, media control, media deception, media literacy, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Network, News, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, truth-seeking

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of being fed lies by the mainstream media? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the truth is stranger than fiction! Our server is run by a group of conspiracy theorists who believe that the government is controlled by lizard people and that the moon landing was faked by aliens. But hey, at least our server has killer PvP battles and a thriving economy based on trading rare Pepe memes. So come join us and uncover the real truth behind the blocky facade of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, comedy, digital humor, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor board, humor thread, Humour, imageboard, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, sarcasm, smp, Thread, WIT

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

BirthdayPresentless Minecraft Server

21f, 23m, big gift, Birthday, birthday present, BirthdayPresentless, Boyfriend, Butthurt, extravagant gifts, financial situation, gift giver, gift giving, home together, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mini argument, relationship, saving money, savings, Server, small gifts, tight on cash, Tim

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dragons Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and focus on building the perfect blocky paradise!

Join us for a chance to win amazing virtual gifts that are way better than sweatpants and scented candles – we’re talking diamond armor and enchanted weapons!

Who needs a boyfriend who can’t pick out a decent gift when you can join our server and be showered with treasures beyond your wildest dreams? Plus, no awkward conversations about saving money – here, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

So come on over and leave the gift-giving drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer with us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Rent-A-Creeper: No Meds, No Help!

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, depression, Disrespect, emergency refill, family, financial struggle, Help, holistic medicine, insurance, judgment, medication, meds, mental health, overreacting, pharmaceutical, Rent, RentACreeper, selfish, sister, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4863	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and family feuds!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between two sisters. One sister, let’s call her Em, is a hardcore believer in holistic medicine and thinks pharmaceuticals are the devil. The other sister, let’s call her the Medication Maven, relies on her antidepressants to keep her mental health in check.

But wait, the plot thickens! One day, while the Medication Maven is at work, Em decides to take matters into her own hands and throws away her sister’s precious antidepressants because she thinks they’re toxic. Cue the dramatic music!

Now, the Medication Maven is left scrambling to get an emergency refill, all while dealing with the fallout of her sister’s reckless actions. And to top it all off, Em has the audacity to ask for money to help with rent after putting her sister’s health at risk. Can you believe the nerve?

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as the Medication Maven navigates family drama, financial struggles, and the ultimate betrayal. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on all the juicy drama – join now!

CreepyCraft SMP: Fear Facts

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, fact, facts, fear, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, Nightmarish, petrifying, Phobia, Scares, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing is running out of diamonds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is filled with creepy facts that will make your hair stand on end! Join us if you dare, and prepare to be spooked by haunted caves, ghostly mobs, and mysterious disappearances of players who dared to venture too far into the unknown. But don’t worry, we have plenty of laughs and fun times too, so come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

KindCraft: Kindness Quest

brightening someone’s day, compassion, Generosity, heartfelt gesture, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, Making A Difference, memorable, Never forget, positive impact, Quest, Random act of kindness, simple act of kindness, small act of kindness, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching, unexpected kindness, unforgettable moment, warm gesture

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, not only will we give you a bucket of water to save you from certain death, but we’ll also throw in a free enchanted diamond pickaxe just for the laughs! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable acts of kindness that will have you saying, “I can’t believe that just happened in Minecraft!”

Mammoth Chase Dreams Server

Ancient, archaeology, chase, cognitive abilities, creativity, dream interpretation, dream patterns, dreaming, dreams, Evolution, FANTASY, fossil record, History, imagination, mammoth, mammoths, Neanderthal behavior, Neanderthals, paleolithic, prehistoric, Primitive, Server, Sleep

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	3881	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

join this epic minecraft server and experience dreams crazier than a neanderthal’s mammoth chase! our server is so lit, you’ll be dreaming about it even when you’re awake. we’ve got unicorns riding pigs, dragons playing soccer, and creepers doing the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet rock that actually talks and tells jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pizza.

come join the fun and make your dreams come true on the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs boring neanderthal dreams when you can have epic adventures with us?

What is the IP for Alumio Minecraft Server?

alumio, animation, Minecraft, minecraft movie, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Alumio is a leading integration platform that helps businesses streamline and automate their data exchange processes. With powerful tools and a user-friendly interface, Alumio enables seamless connectivity between various systems, applications, and software. Their platform is trusted by businesses of all sizes to improve efficiency and drive growth through effective data integration solutions.

BlockParty

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

BlockParty is an enhanced version of Survival Minecraft. Enjoy Minecraft to the fullest extent in this immersive multiplayer environment. Experience Minecraft the way Mojang intended it to be played with additional optimized and balanced content. We host event nights and release new content frequently, so there’s always something exciting to look forward to. We welcome all new players with open arms. If you’re looking for a new community oriented home that never resets your progress, you’ve finally found it, join the party today!

51.79.35.67:25605

Leagcy MC

admins, Builders, Economy, Fabric Modpack, FANTASY, Hardcore, Legacy MC, Minecraft, PvP, Races, Roleplay, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288

We are an all new server! Hardcore Fantasy MC Server. Make sure to have Fantasy MC Fabric Modpack installed! Looking for Admins/Builders! PVP is Allowed! Economy! Races!…

legacymc.g-portal.rocks