🍆💦simply chris Minecraft Servers

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

BedroomTreasureHideout

bedroom organization, bedroom storage, BedroomTreasureHideout, behind furniture, clever hiding spots, creative hiding places, hidden treasures, hiding in plain sight, hiding spots, home security, in a bookshelf, in a closet, in a jewelry box, in a shoebox, in a storage bin, inside a drawer, Secret Compartments, secret stash, under the bed, under the mattress, under the rug

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Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, Axios, Conflict, CraftyIranAttack, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, large-scale, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Minister, Reports, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, US

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKremlin

border disputes, civilians, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Territory, Towns, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.

KrugerCraft: Ignorance is Bliss

Behavior, BIAS, Bliss, cognitive bias, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, Expertise, ignorance, ignorance is bliss, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, KrugerCraft, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self-evaluation, self-perception

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come join our minecraft server where the dunning kruger effect is our motto! we believe in the power of ignorance and bliss, where you can be as clueless as you want and still rule the world!

imagine a world where you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon. on our server, anything is possible, even if you have no idea what you’re doing!

we have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of being totally clueless and still coming out on top. join us and see if you have what it takes to be the most blissfully ignorant player in all of minecraft!

so come on down to our server and embrace the dunning kruger effect like never before. who needs knowledge when you have sheer dumb luck on your side?

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Magic Items Found:	1283
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ores Mined:	4606
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	932	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Farms Harvested:	216	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3499	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Void Gems Collected:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Ultimate simply chris Minecraft Servers

ModernVanilla

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

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PillagedParents Minecraft Server

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PreggoRageCraft

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FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

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BedroomTreasureHideout

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CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

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CraftyKremlin

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KrugerCraft: Ignorance is Bliss

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Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Emeralds Found:	7485
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8444
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Farms Harvested:	423	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17