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NoRoomForRelatives

Accommodation, emotional baggage, extended family, Fairness, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family vacations, Family Values, favoritism, hosting guests, NoRoomForRelatives, past grievances, personal boundaries, privacy, remote work, Resentment, sibling relationships

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	54	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fairness and equality for all players! Just like in this crazy family drama, we make sure everyone gets their own bedroom – no more common areas for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself, just like this player did when they refused to let their extended family stay with them. Who needs to sacrifice their own comfort for others when you can have your own space to build and explore in peace?

Don’t be the “asshole” in this situation, come join our server where everyone is treated with respect and given the VIP treatment they deserve. And hey, if you have a crazy family like this player, maybe you can even get some tips on how to handle them in-game!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun and fairness begin!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

best way to get a girlfriend, building a relationship, CraftyLove, dating advice, dating help, Dating strategies, Dating techniques, dating tips, finding a partner, finding love, girlfriend search, how to attract women, how to find a girlfriend, long term relationship, love advice, love tips, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship tips, romantic advice, Server, Successful dating

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate love potion! Join us and you’ll have more girlfriends than you can handle, all lining up to give you diamonds and build you epic castles. Who needs Tinder when you have our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Just one sip and you’ll have a whole army of admirers following you around, ready to do your bidding.

So why waste time trying to impress girls in real life when you can join our server and have virtual girlfriends falling at your feet? Say goodbye to loneliness and hello to a world of endless love and adventure. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

MineTunez

favorite artists, favorite bands, favorite genres, favorite music, favorite styles, MineTunez, Music, music choices, music dislikes, music favorites, music genres, music likes, music preferences, music selection, music styles, music taste, musical interests, musical taste, Preferences

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in silence? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is the only place where creepers drop sick beats instead of exploding. That’s right, every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll be treated to a dubstep remix of “All Star” by Smash Mouth. Join us for the ultimate musical mining experience!

CraftyCreeper69

alter ego, Anonymity, CraftyCreeper69, digital identity, digital persona, internet, internet behavior, internet culture, online alter-ego, online anonymity, online behavior, online identity, online interactions, online persona, online persona development, online persona vs real life, online presence, online self representation, Real Life, social media, virtual self

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so why not take that alter-ego to the next level on our minecraft server? join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the macarena.

our moderators are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your fun.

rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the nether, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

BlazeVR [NEW | VOICECHAT | SURVIVAL | VR] Java + Bedrock

Anarchy, bedrock, java, new, Semivanilla, smp, Smpvp, Survival, Voicechat, vr

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4599	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

For bedrock use port 19133

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft adventure! Get ready to explore a world where you can play on a regular screen or with cool VR headsets like QuestCraft and ViveCraft. Whether you’re using virtual reality or playing on your computer or console, the fun never ends!

Explore vast landscapes, build epic structures, and survive together with your friends! Our server is all about teamwork and having a blast.

Stay connected with your buddies through our easy voice chat. Need to meet up with them? Just ask to teleport with /tpa, and you’ll be right there beside them in no time!

And the best part? You can create your very own cozy home sweet home with the command /sethome, home! Decorate it however you like and make it your perfect hideaway in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on our amazing VR Minecraft journey, where excitement and adventure await around every corner!

play.obliv.us:25566

MossCraft! Where pets run wild and players run even wilder! Join now for chaos and cute companions!

Automatic Server Restarts, bedrock, Biomes, Bluemap, Chaos, chat reports, companions, Custom world, cute, Discord, Grief Prevention, hats, In-Game Voice Chat, Join, Lay, mojang, Mosscraft, Particle Trails, Pets, Players, Premium Pets, Ranks, RUN, Semi Vanilla, Sit, smp, Structures, Whitelist, Wild, WILDER

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ores Mined:	7629
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom World	With nearly 100 New Biomes and 100+ Structures Provided by Terralith, Incendium, NullScape and Structory.
World Reset	Brand new reset on May 5th, 2024
In Game Voice Chat	(not required)
BlueMap Webmap
Premium Features	Pets, Ranks, and Particle Trails
Cross Platform	With Bedrock to play with our Console and Mobile Gamers
Fast Leaf Decay	No leaf crusher needed
Grief Prevention	Log player actions with rollback ability
No Chat Reports	Mojang won’t be snooping on chat activities
Fun Features	Put any block on your head as a hat, automatic server restarts, 10,000 block world border

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Come to our Discord and apply to join: https://discord.gg/Z7ff9PYqVv
Is the server only for PC players?	No, it is cross platform and can be played with Console and Mobile gamers using Bedrock.
Are there any special perks for premium users?	Yes, premium users get access to pets, ranks, and particle trails.
Can I grief other players?	No, there is a grief prevention system in place with the ability to rollback actions.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set at 10,000 blocks.

WifeysCraft Minecraft Server

adorable, affectionate, attractive, Beautiful, Beloved, charming, cute, Darling, endearing, love, Lovely, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, partner in crime, PRETTY, Server, Significant Other, Spouse, sweetheart, Wife, WifeysCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Animals Bred:	83

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cute as my wife? Look no further! Our server is so adorable, you’ll want to marry it just like I did with my wife (who is, by the way, the cutest thing ever). Join us for some blocky fun and maybe you’ll find your own pixelated soulmate! Just don’t tell my wife, she might get jealous of all the attention you’ll be giving to our server.

ZombieCraft Minecraft Server: Chapter 41

267443427, chapter, Chapter 40, Chapter 41, Contests, Daily Dead Tube Storytime, Dead Tube, deadly game, Film Research Club, Filming, Machiya, Mai Mashiro, Minecraft, Punishments, School, Server, swim team, Tall + Short, tomodachi game, Tomohiro Machiya, Video, ZombieCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Votes:	5276	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	729285
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	5043
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing deadlier than the mobs is the competition in Dead Tube! Join us for a wild ride filled with filming, swimming, and unexpected twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Tomohiro Machiya thought he was just a member of the Film Research Club, but little did he know he would be pulled into a world of danger and suspense when Mai Mashiro asked him to film her nonstop for two days. What could possibly go wrong, right? Wrong! Machiya soon finds himself in the middle of a deadly game where the stakes are high and the consequences are even higher.

But fear not, brave Minecrafters, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of Dead Tube. Who knows, you might just come out on top and become the ultimate filmmaker of the blocky world. So grab your camera, sharpen your editing skills, and get ready for a rollercoaster of thrills and chills. See you on the other side!

PixelPupPaparazzi

Allergy, Asshole, chipotle style, Confrontation, County, Document, dog, Furniture, health code violation, indoor pet, local ], pet allergies, Picture, PixelPupPaparazzi, privacy, privacy violation, Restaurant, stranger, throwaway, VIOLATION

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	97	Star Shards Collected:	176

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this chipotle-style restaurant encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness pixelated pets taking over the furniture, just like in this real-life drama.

Take screenshots of the chaos and use them as proof to report health code violations in our virtual world. Watch as players argue over privacy rights and get into heated debates over who’s the real pixelated asshole.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem of our server – where every block holds a new adventure and every player is just one screenshot away from starting a virtual showdown. Join now and let the craziness begin!

Toilet Bowl Warriors Minecraft Server

Bowl, Minecraft, Server, TOILET, Warriors

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is for the true daredevils of the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special challenge for all the brave souls out there. Can you aim your urine directly into the center of the toilet bowl in our virtual bathrooms? If you can master this skill, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game and summon a rain of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.