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VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.

GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7424

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Are you tired of dealing with messy situations like a house full of unruly dogs and piles of laundry? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. No more cleaning up after virtual pets or worrying about coming home to a mess – unless, of course, you consider a creeper explosion a mess!

Join us and experience the thrill of walking three dogs at once, except these dogs won’t poop on your bed or chew up your furniture. Instead, they’ll accompany you on epic quests and help you battle monsters in the virtual realm. Who needs real-life stress when you can have virtual adventures with your trusty Minecraft canine companions?

So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of everyday life and embark on a journey filled with laughter, fun, and blocky madness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the real-life drama waiting for you back home.

WifeCraft: Inked & Linked

Aesthetic, AITAH, Arm, artist, Bratz, common practice, Features, GOTH, hurt, inked, linked, modern style, ONLINE, Pictures, pinup girl, response, so, tattoo, Upset, Wife, WifeCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ores Mined:	3718	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old tattoos that actually look like your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goth-looking Bratz-inspired pinup girls that definitely do not resemble your partner.

We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, where tattoos are meant to be unique and edgy, just like our community. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the only rule is to never get a tattoo that looks like your SO?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild with outrageous ink designs that will make your partner question their own tattoo choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next real-life tattoo that definitely won’t look like your loved one.

CraftyBlockz: Crafting unique experiences for gamers!

brand awareness, brand development, brand identity, brand management, brand strategy, branding, branding solutions, Business, Company, Crafting, CraftyBlockz, creativity, Customization, digital presence, Entrepreneurship, experiences, Gamers, innovation, Marketing, online identity, Personalization, products, Services, Unique, username

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3122	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Gods Slained:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers tell the best jokes in town.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Join now and embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with the most bizarre creatures you’ll ever meet. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

F16RaidNLandMC

aerial combat, Air Force, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, european union, F-16s, F16RaidNLandMC, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military alliance, military intervention, Military operations, military support, nato, Netherlands, Russian territory, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Crops Grown:	7806	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got, like, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out their eyes and, like, talking sheep that give you quests to find magical diamonds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of giant spiders and battle evil zombies with, like, super cool weapons. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

and, like, the best part is, we have this crazy rule where you can use F-16 fighter jets to, like, bomb the crap out of other players’ bases. it’s, like, total chaos but in, like, a fun way, you know?

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

Plasmid-Proofed Minecraft Server

Bacteria, bacterial defense, Details, Development, editing, genetic engineering, genetics, genome, genome editing, innovation, Mechanism, Minecraft, Molecular biology, new tool, PlasmidProofed, plasmids, Platform, research, scientists, Server, step by step, strategy, Technology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, battle against evil plasmids with bacterial defense strategies? well, u r in luck cuz our server has all dat and more!

imagine u and ur friends teaming up to fight off plasmids tryna take over the server. u gotta use ur wits and quick thinking to outsmart those sneaky little buggers. but dont worry, cuz we got ur back with all the tools and weapons u need to defeat them.

plus, our server is, liek, totally cutting-edge with the latest genome-editing technology. u can customize ur character in ways u never thought possible. wanna have wings and shoot fireballs out of ur hands? no problem, we got u covered.

so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epic battles begin! trust me, u wont regret it.

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Discord, Issue, Minecraft, Server, vía, VIDAVAT

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

51.91.214.194:26186

DescendantCraft – The OG Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, #youtube, Alcasthq, DescendantCraft, Download, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggester, Raiderking, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, season one, Server, Spreadsheet, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Potions Brewed:	40	Votes:	8914
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	207
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride full of adventure, mystery, and chaos. We’ve got void shard farming, module data, and vault spots that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our module combination percentages – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Explore record locations that will leave you speechless and follow our roadmap to uncover hidden treasures. Download our server now and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP

doctor visit, DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP, injury, Medical advice, vespa accident, vespa accident advice, vespa accident help, vespa accident injury, vespa accident injury advice, vespa accident injury recovery, vespa accident injury treatment, vespa accident recovery, vespa accident recovery advice, vespa accident recovery process, vespa accident recovery time, vespa accident recovery timeline, vespa accident recovery tips, vespa crash, vespa injury, vespa safety

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	187951	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft land!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BdayBashShutdown

arguments, BdayBashShutdown, birthday celebrations, birthday stress, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, customer service, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, personal boundaries, pet care, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, Stress Management, vet visits

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Ores Mined:	1324	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magic Items Found:	2192
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with friends (or make new ones)!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your arguments with your significant other. Plus, our virtual vet clinic is always open for walk-ins, so you never have to worry about rude receptionists or awkward encounters.

And don’t worry about offending anyone’s family here – we’re all about having a good time and leaving the drama at the door. So come on in, build a virtual dog park for your furry friends, and let loose on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!