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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4433 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Votes: | 7352 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8164 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!