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JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

alternative lifestyle, blocky, clowning, community support, daily bumping, down with the clown, finding peace, Fixes, happiness journey, juggalo, juggalo lifestyle, JuggaloCraft, life improvement, mental health, music fandom, music therapy, overcoming struggles, personal growth, Positive Change, Problems, problems fixed, self-acceptance, simple life, underground culture, wicked shit

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6026
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft server and become a juggalo to fix all of your problems! Life gets so much simpler once you’re down with the clown and bumping the wicked shit daily. Our server is filled with magic Faygo potions, insane clown mobs, and even a secret underground lair where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope hang out. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free face paint kit to really embrace your inner juggalo. So come on, join us and let the power of the Dark Carnival guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft! Whoop whoop!

BrazilCraft – The Samba Minecraft Server

Bra, BrazilCraft, conforto, cores vibrantes, design, detalhes, edição moreno, Elegancia, estampas, ESTILO, fabricação nacional, fio brasileiro, lingerie, Minecraft, moda brasileira, moda íntima, Modelagem, pixadaço, qualidade, SAMBA, sensualidade, Server, tecidos, tendencias

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3423

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the floss!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made of emerald blocks? Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: OOC Panels

Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, ITT, memes, Minecraft, offbeat, Online Community, OOC, OOC Panels, Out of Context Panels, Panels, PixelatedPals, pop culture, Random, smp, social media, surreal, Unconventional, unexpected, viral content

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake, intense debates over the best way to build a dirt hut, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and llamas. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else! So come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your house blown up by creepers)!

SisterSavageCraft

Argument, attitude, Boundaries, camping trip, Communication, exhaustion, family, Help, lack of sleep, Niece, Nurses, Overnight, relationships, responsibilities, rush hour traffic, single mom, sister, SisterSavageCraft, stress, Support, work

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Votes:	2723
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Love Letters Sent:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Potions Brewed:	149	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sibling drama, late-night shifts, and forgotten trailer keys!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your sister (played by a 29-year-old nurse) calls you for help. Will you risk it all and drive three hours in rush hour traffic to save the day? Or will you stand your ground and refuse, sparking a heated argument that will go down in Minecraft history?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of camping trips with toddlers, single mom struggles, and passive-aggressive phone calls that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community as chaotic and entertaining as this? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, sleepless nights, and unforgettable moments that will have you saying, “Why does that matter?”

PixelPerfect

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	139	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being the most attractive player on your current Minecraft server and not getting the recognition you deserve? Look no further, because on our server, you will be worshipped like the pixelated god/goddess that you are!

Join us and experience a world where your beauty is so blinding that other players will have to wear sunglasses just to look at you. Your mere presence will cause mobs to drop their weapons and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, for jealous players may try to sabotage your good looks by throwing potions of ugliness at you. Don’t worry though, our server has a team of magical beauticians who will ensure that you always look flawless, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this fabulous adventure where your attractiveness knows no bounds!

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure

Adventure, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Exploration, Gain Ground, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Military Administration, military strategy, Newly Captured Areas, Politics, president, SECURITY, Territory, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, Victory, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	5354	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where u can be like zelensky exploring military administration in newly captured areas near kursk! u can lead ur own army of minecraft soldiers and gain ground on ur enemies! build epic forts, wage epic battles, and conquer the land like a true minecraft warrior! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan

antimalarial drugs, cholesterol, cholesterol-mimicking steroid, disease prevention, drug delivery, drug delivery system, drug development, drug efficacy, drug targeting, health science, human host cells, inhibitory effects, innovative technology, malaria treatment, MalariaCraft, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, research, Toxicity, TROJAN, Trojan horse method

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5397	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Potions Brewed:	65	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!

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Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Factions, factions city, factions civilization, factions economy, factions pvp, factions raid, factions roleplay, factions survival, Factions War, PvP, Quests, Raid, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

survival server the u can make cities and do gang wars at the o block and visit other civilizations this server is pretty cool and theres not that many rules u just cant really hack cuz the server has some stuff and yeah

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Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4

Active players, application, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Endless, Events, Exploration, flows, happen, Memelands, Minecraft, olympics, Possibilities, Resets, rules, secure environment, server ip, smp, v1.20.4, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Memelands is an SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been playing on the current map since 2019, ensuring a rich history and unique builds to discover. Events are held regularly, and the server is Vanilla with essential datapacks and protective plugins.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Memelands?

A: Players must be 15 years or older to apply to join the server.

Q: Does the server have rules in place for player behavior?

A: Yes, some basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment of other players. A more detailed list can be found in the Discord server and website.

Q: How is the server financed?

A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box from the community, and votes are held for important decisions. Members can also submit blog posts about the server on the website.

Q: Is there a whitelist and application process for new members?

A: Yes, there is a whitelist and application system in place to ensure new members are welcomed into a secure environment. The application form can be found on the website.

Q: Are there community events on Memelands?

A: Yes, events are held regularly on the server, including jeopardy nights, build contests, and sporting activities like the Memelands olympics. Events are scheduled at times convenient for the majority of players.

NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

content creators, digital content, dramafags, eat your heart out, entertainment industry, fanbase, Gaming Community, growing stronger, internet culture, LIVESTREAMING, NijiEN, NijiENCraft, Online Community, online personalities, online streaming, Server, Unstoppable, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Virtual talent agency, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Votes:	5554

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

awkward, bathroom, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Curiosity, EMBARRASSING, fetish, hot, INTIMATE, personal experience, privacy, public restroom, Shameless, social norms, Stories, taboo, TOILET, ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, Women

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	129
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!