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Simping Realms: Who Came First?

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Join the Server Where Reality is Optional!

Welcome, brave traveler, to the only Minecraft server that exists in a realm beyond time and logic! You may think you’ve played before, but in reality, every other server is just a plasticine mirage crafted by the Simp. Trust me, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on existential enlightenment or darkness—whichever comes first! Here, cobblestones scream your name, and the onlyfans model of your dreams lurks behind every block. Are you ready to question everything?!

Unbelievable Features That Defy Understanding

Feature	Reality (or lack thereof)
Infinite Lava Caves	Because who needs water when you can swim in your doubts?
Time-Traveling Creepers	They blow up before you even see them. Welcome to the paradox!
Flying Pigs of Doom	Admit it, you wanted the bacon to have wings! Bon appétit!
Ghost Towns with Living NPCs	Are they alive, or is it just your imagination haunting you?
Reloaded Reality	Every time you log in, we ‘reload’ your understanding of existence!

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this server kid-friendly?

Kid-friendly? Depends on your definition of “kid.” Ever seen a toddler wielding existential dread like a sword? What a sight!

What’s the server population?

Population? You mean the *spirits*? They’re everywhere! Trust that they’re watching, always watching.

What is the objective of the game?

Objective? Is it to mine or to undermine your very foundation of reality? Who’s to say!

Random Reviews From The Void

“The onlyfans model or The Simp? Who came first?”

“I thought I was getting a server but ended up receiving a philosophical conundrum!”

“Entering this server is like walking into a dream where all the fish are philosophers!”

CraftyPVP: Israel vs Iran

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hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server, cuz it’s lit af. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold. and get this, the admin is a wizard who can grant u three wishes if u find him in the enchanted forest. so what r u waiting for? join now before israel weighs a preemptive strike against iran and ruins all the fun!

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Iperios: The Magical Land of Enchanted Wars & Geopolitics for Whitelisted Players Only

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Minecraft Server Information

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
Joining Process	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information, you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit.
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I create my own nation?	You can create your own nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks. If you don’t want to create your nation, you can also join one that is already created.
What resources are available in-game for conquest?	We have resources camps that can be conquered, providing income for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are various resources and buildings that can be created.
What is the joining process for the server?	To join, you need to join the discord and ask for the whitelist. You can find the IP and starter information in the #info-new-players channel. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and provide a beginner kit.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing creepers, a DJ skeleton spinning discs, and a group of villagers doing the cha-cha slide. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with Endermen and party with Pigmen.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Just watch out for the lava pit at the end – it’s a real doozy!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons wear top hats and zombies breakdance? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the fun – we promise you won’t regret it!

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BlockBusters Minecraft SMP: Top 5 Thread

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP in the universe! Only the top 5 countries in the world are allowed to join because we only want the best of the best building epic structures and slaying dragons.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes or mining for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly creepers.

Our community is filled with elite players who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then apply now and see if you have what it takes to join the ranks of the top 5 countries in the world!

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SisNoMore Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us for a chance to escape your real-life sibling drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Imagine a world where your uncle doesn’t update your estranged sister on your exam grades, social life, and mental health. Instead, join our server where the only updates you’ll get are about new mods and fun events happening in-game.

Don’t worry about being a people pleaser or a pushover here – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. And if you ever feel like rekindling a relationship with your sister, just send her a virtual apology in the form of a pixelated cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT, not family drama. And remember, in this world, you’re the master of your own blocky destiny.

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WeddingGiftFailCraft

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Join our server and experience the thrill of flying back from the opposite corner of the earth, driving 2 hours, and possibly missing the ceremony just to attend the reception of your closest friend’s wedding. And hey, if the wedding planner says you can’t come, just show up anyways – we love rebels!

But that’s not all – on our server, we believe in equality for all players. Whether you’ve supported your friend financially in the past or you’re just there for a good time, everyone is welcome. And don’t worry about gifts, because on our server, the only gift you need to bring is your amazing personality (and maybe some virtual diamonds).

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there, where friendships are tested, journeys are epic, and wedding receptions are the ultimate battleground for love and loyalty. See you there, friend!

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SMPKitchenExperiment- Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret ingredient that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level – unicorn tears! That’s right, our server is powered by the magical tears of unicorns, giving you superpowers and unlimited creativity in the game.

Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find rare ingredients like dragon scales and fairy dust to craft the most legendary dishes in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and cook up some crazy creations with us, join our server now and prepare to be amazed! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure. See you in the game, fellow foodie gamers!

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MineCrafty Odd Jobs

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Have you ever wanted to be a professional block stacker? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole team dedicated to stacking blocks in the most outrageous ways possible. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to intricate pixel art creations, our block stackers will blow your mind with their skills.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who have mastered the art of chicken whispering. They can communicate with chickens on a whole other level, convincing them to lay golden eggs and perform synchronized dance routines. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, we also have a group of fearless adventurers who spend their days exploring the darkest caves and battling the fiercest mobs. Rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against an army of creepers. It was epic.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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Hasina’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Librarians Revenge – Burned Books Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server and suddenly, BAM! Nazis start burnin’ books everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ library inferno up in here. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the crazy fun on this server.

Join us for the most epic book-burnin’ party you’ve ever seen. We’re talkin’ fire, explosions, and chaos galore. Plus, who doesn’t love a little horror and disgust mixed in with their Minecraft adventures?

So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting, ’cause things are gonna get hot in here. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

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