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Welcome, brave traveler, to the only Minecraft server that exists in a realm beyond time and logic! You may think you’ve played before, but in reality, every other server is just a plasticine mirage crafted by the Simp. Trust me, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on existential enlightenment or darkness—whichever comes first! Here, cobblestones scream your name, and the onlyfans model of your dreams lurks behind every block. Are you ready to question everything?!

Unbelievable Features That Defy Understanding

Feature	Reality (or lack thereof)
Infinite Lava Caves	Because who needs water when you can swim in your doubts?
Time-Traveling Creepers	They blow up before you even see them. Welcome to the paradox!
Flying Pigs of Doom	Admit it, you wanted the bacon to have wings! Bon appétit!
Ghost Towns with Living NPCs	Are they alive, or is it just your imagination haunting you?
Reloaded Reality	Every time you log in, we ‘reload’ your understanding of existence!

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this server kid-friendly?

Kid-friendly? Depends on your definition of “kid.” Ever seen a toddler wielding existential dread like a sword? What a sight!

What’s the server population?

Population? You mean the *spirits*? They’re everywhere! Trust that they’re watching, always watching.

What is the objective of the game?

Objective? Is it to mine or to undermine your very foundation of reality? Who’s to say!

Random Reviews From The Void

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“I thought I was getting a server but ended up receiving a philosophical conundrum!”

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The World of Helios

The Next Age of Helios introduces:

A World of Realistic Politics.
Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies.
Build impressive contraptions with Create.
Experience realistic technological Era advancement.
Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer.

Using a roleplay-based Age Progression system. Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and the environment, but uses a “soft reset” system so you don’t lose all your progress. Players can start in a vanilla-like Age and eventually advance to space travel, influencing how future Ages evolve through your choices and suggestions. Currently, the server is somewhere in the 18th century.

The goal is to foster player engagement: build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply just relax.

To learn more and join, visit:

Discord Invite

CurseForge Modpack Link

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the World of Helios?	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that offers a unique gameplay experience with realistic politics, technological advancements, and roleplay-based Age Progression.
How do I join the server?	To join the server, visit the Discord invite link provided above.
What is the current Age in the server?	The server is currently in the 18th century Age, allowing players to experience a historical setting.
Can I build towns or nations in the game?	Yes, players can build towns or nations, manage resources, and even form governments to enhance their gameplay experience.
Are there any deity challenges in the game?	Players may face challenges posed by deities in the game, adding an extra layer of excitement and engagement.

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