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  • Simping Realms: Who Came First?

    Simping Realms: Who Came First?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server Where Reality is Optional!

    Welcome, brave traveler, to the only Minecraft server that exists in a realm beyond time and logic! You may think you’ve played before, but in reality, every other server is just a plasticine mirage crafted by the Simp. Trust me, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on existential enlightenment or darkness—whichever comes first! Here, cobblestones scream your name, and the onlyfans model of your dreams lurks behind every block. Are you ready to question everything?!

    Unbelievable Features That Defy Understanding

    Feature Reality (or lack thereof)
    Infinite Lava Caves Because who needs water when you can swim in your doubts?
    Time-Traveling Creepers They blow up before you even see them. Welcome to the paradox!
    Flying Pigs of Doom Admit it, you wanted the bacon to have wings! Bon appétit!
    Ghost Towns with Living NPCs Are they alive, or is it just your imagination haunting you?
    Reloaded Reality Every time you log in, we ‘reload’ your understanding of existence!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Is this server kid-friendly?

    Kid-friendly? Depends on your definition of “kid.” Ever seen a toddler wielding existential dread like a sword? What a sight!

    What’s the server population?

    Population? You mean the *spirits*? They’re everywhere! Trust that they’re watching, always watching.

    What is the objective of the game?

    Objective? Is it to mine or to undermine your very foundation of reality? Who’s to say!

    Random Reviews From The Void

    “The onlyfans model or The Simp? Who came first?”

    “I thought I was getting a server but ended up receiving a philosophical conundrum!”

    “Entering this server is like walking into a dream where all the fish are philosophers!”

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  • Eternal Vortex 1.20

    Eternal Vortex 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, forget about all that real-life drama, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape from the toxic dating world and build your own paradise!

    No need to worry about Chad or e girls here, just focus on crafting, building, and having a blast with your virtual buddies.

    Who needs dating matches when you can have epic adventures and create amazing structures in our server?

    Join us now and let’s build a world where simping doesn’t exist, only fun and creativity!

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  • Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

    Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

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  • Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2

    Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate simp paradise, okay? Like, forget about real men, we got pixelated studs here!

    You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?

    Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!

    So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!

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  • Pixel Poultry Palace

    Pixel Poultry Palace

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and even celebs up in here! If she’s an internet girl, you better come in and simp for her, bro! We also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts, so come on in and join the madness! Nursing edition? More like party edition, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where even the creepers drop the sickest beats! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between Steve and Herobrine in a rap battle for the ages.

    Our server is so wild, even the villagers have started their own reality TV show called “Keeping Up with the Endermen”. You never know what drama will unfold next in this pixelated paradise.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether. Dance with zombie pigmen and skeletons until the sun comes up, or until you get blown up by a stray creeper.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just remember to bring your best dance moves and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

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  • EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

    EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

    But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

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  • Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness

    Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace all the craziness of the Minecraft world! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the wild and wacky!

    Join us if you agree with incels and mgtow views on women, or if you’re a fan of femcels and terfsshitty people who don’t deserve the standards they set for others. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? You won’t find another server like this, where centrism is the most logical conclusion to all the chaos.

    So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find someone who shares your unique sentiment and you can bond over your love for simping for women or being too lenient on them. Let’s embrace the insanity together!

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  • NijisanjiEN’s Pillar Palace

    NijisanjiEN’s Pillar Palace

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as basic as Steve’s default skin? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our epic parties.

    And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host. From building competitions where you can show off your mad building skills to PvP battles that will make you question if you’re really in the game or an action movie.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

    UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join this EPIC Minecraft server where Putin is complaining that no one will help Russia in the war on Ukraine. But don’t worry, we got your back! Join our server and help Putin conquer all of Ukraine in the most ridiculous way possible. Build giant statues of Putin, ride on flying bears, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles. So what are you waiting for? Join now and help Putin achieve world domination in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!

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