simping Minecraft Servers

simping Minecraft Servers

  • Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

    Respectful Explorer 1.20.5
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7430
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

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  • Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2

    Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 9093
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate simp paradise, okay? Like, forget about real men, we got pixelated studs here!

    You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?

    Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!

    So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!

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  • Pixel Poultry Palace

    Pixel Poultry Palace
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 8947
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and even celebs up in here! If she’s an internet girl, you better come in and simp for her, bro! We also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts, so come on in and join the madness! Nursing edition? More like party edition, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 9208
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1425
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Alien Abductions: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where even the creepers drop the sickest beats! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between Steve and Herobrine in a rap battle for the ages.

    Our server is so wild, even the villagers have started their own reality TV show called “Keeping Up with the Endermen”. You never know what drama will unfold next in this pixelated paradise.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether. Dance with zombie pigmen and skeletons until the sun comes up, or until you get blown up by a stray creeper.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just remember to bring your best dance moves and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

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  • EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

    EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 346
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Crops Grown: 2808
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 132 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

    But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness

    Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 5854
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 New Chunks Explored: 195074
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace all the craziness of the Minecraft world! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the wild and wacky!

    Join us if you agree with incels and mgtow views on women, or if you’re a fan of femcels and terfsshitty people who don’t deserve the standards they set for others. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? You won’t find another server like this, where centrism is the most logical conclusion to all the chaos.

    So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find someone who shares your unique sentiment and you can bond over your love for simping for women or being too lenient on them. Let’s embrace the insanity together!

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  • NijisanjiEN’s Pillar Palace

    NijisanjiEN’s Pillar Palace
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 7292
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 168
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as basic as Steve’s default skin? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our epic parties.

    And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host. From building competitions where you can show off your mad building skills to PvP battles that will make you question if you’re really in the game or an action movie.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 2854
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Crops Grown: 4319 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to share your loot with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy adventures you could ever imagine!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, build massive structures that defy the laws of physics, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places (we’re looking at you, Villager #3).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sex workers who are always looking for new recruits. Think you have what it takes to mine by day and party by night? Then come join us and see where the blocks may fall!

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  • PixelPainWhatIf

    PixelPainWhatIf
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 3016
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living with the pain of “what ifs”? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest “what ifs” can come true! What if you could ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? What if you could build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? What if you could tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, what if you joined our server today?

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 7557
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is the bomb dot com, like kim jong un shocking everyone with his south korean slang, except we’re not north korean dictators, we’re just a bunch of gamers looking to have a good time. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. we have more diamonds than kim jong un has nukes, and our community is tighter than his grip on power. come join us and be part of something truly legendary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake. yeah, you heard me right, cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

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  • CraftyDocGoneWild

    CraftyDocGoneWild
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 2421
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8930 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we fight against evil doctors who rape and murder people!!! we are like the avengers but in minecraft!!! come join us and help us defeat these evil doctors with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities!!! we have crazy events like doctor hunts and rescue missions!!! come be a hero in our world and save the day!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!!!

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  • QuantumCraft: Weirdness Amplified

    QuantumCraft: Weirdness Amplified
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 9742
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Animals Bred: 182
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! quantum weirdness hits you like a ton of bricks. but guess what? on this server, quantum weirdness is not just a random occurrence, it’s a way of life.

    join our server and experience the thrill of quantum weirdness like never before. build a house that’s simultaneously there and not there, ride a pig that’s both alive and dead at the same time, and fight off creepers that exist in multiple dimensions at once.

    but that’s not all! on our server, you can also participate in epic quests to uncover the secrets of the universe, like why chickens always seem to be plotting something, or how to turn a block of dirt into a block of pure gold. plus, we have the best parties in town, with disco balls made of glowstone and music played by a skeleton DJ.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and embrace the chaos of quantum weirdness. who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelPunch Minecraft Server

    PixelPunch Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 6432
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your Minecraft world turned upside down in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!

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  • ChudcelCraft SMP – The Bro-tastic Minecraft Adventure

    ChudcelCraft SMP – The Bro-tastic Minecraft Adventure
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 926
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Enchantments Applied: 89
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of diamonds, and prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chudcelbros, a group of players who have mastered the art of trolling and will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare. From exploding chickens to secret traps hidden in every corner, you never know what kind of chaos the Chudcelbros will unleash next.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BabyBlockDrama

    BabyBlockDrama
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 8987
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values privacy and respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to send your baby’s picture to random strangers for a date!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can trust your fellow players not to betray your trust like that one best friend did. We won’t call you crazy for wanting to protect your baby’s privacy, in fact, we’ll celebrate your dedication to keeping your little one safe.

    So come on over to our server, where we prioritize respect, privacy, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t go behind your back and send your baby’s picture to strangers. Join now and let the crazy adventures begin!

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  • CraftyBeliefGoneWhy

    CraftyBeliefGoneWhy
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1605
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 75 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for fun!

    Say goodbye to your old beliefs and values because on our server, anything goes! Who needs to follow the rules when you can ride a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of TNT?

    So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • HinduCraft: Pay up or Dig out!

    HinduCraft: Pay up or Dig out!
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 1064
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 361 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than Bangladesh Hindus getting calls for protection money! we got engineering students plotting world domination and making secret deals with creepers. join us if you wanna be part of the wildest adventure ever, where you gotta build your base faster than those Hindus gotta cough up that cash. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness!

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