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Crafty 4Chan Crew

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you secretly a Bollywood fanatic? Do you dream of riding elephants through colorful marketplaces while eating delicious curry? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through the vibrant world of Indian culture, where you can build your own Taj Mahal or ride a cow through the streets of Mumbai. Forget about those few bad apples, come embrace the beauty and chaos of India with us! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with the spicy flavors and colorful traditions of this incredible country. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Bollywood star shine!

Shark Bae’s Minecraft Paradise

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Animals Bred:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join us on our server where you can meet my adorable shark wife, Sheila! She loves to swim around in our underwater base and she’s always up for a good time. Plus, she’s a great cook – her underwater sea kelp stew is to die for!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party room where the zombies like to break it down on the dance floor. And our pet creeper, Mr. Boomsalot, loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just watch out for his explosive sense of humor!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky time. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with Sheila, Mr. Boomsalot, and the rest of our zany crew!

Crafty Love Shack – Where Anon’s Heart is Safe from Creeper Explosions!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can caress virtual buttocks and go to sleep at a reasonable hour! Our server is the perfect place for all night owls who just can’t stop chatting at 3 in the morning. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs sleep when you can have a butt-touching good time on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Captcha Chaos

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	172
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	395813
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers run by respectable nose people? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have taken over the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server now and see what all the fuss is about!

LimbusCraft: Where the General Chat is as chaotic as a creeper explosion! #1424

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	215	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering! But wait, there’s more – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and take a trip to the MirrorClock OrangeRoad for even more craziness!

Our current events include extracting the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and the Edgar Family Butler Ishmael – who knows what secrets they hold? And don’t miss out on the upcoming extractions of the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust. It’s a drama-filled extravaganza!

But that’s not all – we have a target extraction coming up for [Rodion] ID & E.G.O. What mysteries will be revealed? Only one way to find out!

Join us on this server directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers, twists, turns, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

So why wait? Dive into the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before – and you’ll be hooked from the first tutorial. See you there, adventurer!

Creepin’ Craft: Where darkness isn’t the favorite element

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where darkness reigns supreme? Well, look no further because on our server, darkness is so last season! Our favorite element is actually glitter, because who doesn’t love a little extra sparkle in their life?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build castles made entirely of cotton candy, and battle against evil mobs with enchanted bubble wands. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn companion to help them on their quest for glory!

So why settle for darkness when you can have glitter, unicorns, and llamas? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Blockheads & Bedmates: Where smart players choose optimal partners & build epic worlds!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	115
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring servers with basic rules and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the skinny, pretty blondes with brown eyes out there! We believe in only allowing the most optimal sex partners to join our community, because let’s face it, the human race needs some serious upgrading. So if you fit the criteria and want to make some beautiful Minecraft babies, come join us for a wild and crazy time! Who knew building blocks could lead to such a steamy adventure?

KampucheaCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good laugh!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	144
Players Killed by Monsters:	4144	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where suffering is simply not allowed! In fact, we have a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle happiness dust on all players to ensure a constant state of joy and bliss.

Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter.

Our server is so amazing that even Endermen have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. And if you ever feel sad, just hop on and our resident panda therapist will give you a virtual hug and a pep talk.

So why suffer in the real world when you can join us in Kampuchea and live your best Minecraft life? Happiness awaits!

Pixelated Places: Where Real Life Meets Video Games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life video game location come to life! Imagine battling creepers in the streets of New York City, or mining for diamonds in the depths of the Grand Canyon.

Join our server for a chance to explore iconic video game locations like the Mushroom Kingdom, Hyrule, and even the Death Star! Our server is so epic, even the NPCs have their own side quests for you to complete.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere on the server that holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds. Are you brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate video game adventure of a lifetime!

TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7547
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6642

Tired of missing out on all the twink action in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own twink paradise and live out all your wildest fantasies. From twink villages to twink dungeons, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start sucking virtual twink dick like there’s no tomorrow!