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Blocky Bawdy Books: Where Minecraft meets R18 in a hilarious adventure!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7736	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us for a server experience like no other, where R18 books are discussed in the zatsu part of a random stream and fanart of holomems takes center stage.

But that’s not all – we have a special surprise for you! One of our players plans to debut their own mother as a milfbait model on April 1st. And let’s just say, the demand for R18 fanart of her mother is through the roof! Will she be overshadowed by her own mom? Only time will tell on this crazy server.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what outrageous stories and antics await you in our one-of-a-kind community. See you in the game!

TNTifa’s Explosive Adventures: Creeper-Free Zone for Final Fantasy Fans

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the server for you! On our server, we have a strict rule that everyone must choose Tifa as their favorite Final Fantasy character. Why, you ask? Because Tifa is the ultimate badass who can kick creeper butt with just one punch!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Legend has it that whoever defeats Cluck Norris will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a floating island in the sky where players can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafting Chaos: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy in 2 days…or 2 weeks?

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of impending doom and gloom? Looking for a way to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can choose to fight for either Team Israel or Team Iran. Who needs a war when you can have a virtual battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train future world leaders in diplomacy and conflict resolution. So come on, join us and show off your skills in building alliances and blowing stuff up!

Over the Hillcraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6866
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Animals Bred:	16
Votes:	3113	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of adulting and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the responsibilities of the real world!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build incredible creations, and make new friends from all around the world. Who needs a good job and a spouse when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

Forget about losing hope and feeling envious of others, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and live out your wildest dreams. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity!

Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9452
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of being like Ataru and not being able to get girls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate chick magnet! Our pixelated world is filled with stunning landscapes, epic builds, and adorable animals that will make any girl swoon. Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or creepers to Steve)! Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the romance begin!

Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and only finding average-looking profiles? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the edición prieta promedio de tinder you’ve been searching for! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated hotties and steamy virtual dates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual paradise filled with gorgeous avatars and endless possibilities for romance. They built a pixelated mansion for their pixelated lover and lived happily ever after in the land of Minecraft love.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like speed dating in the Nether, romantic boat rides in the End, and even a special Valentine’s Day fireworks display in the sky. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our edición prieta promedio de tinder Minecraft server today and swipe right on love!

Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style

China, chinkshit, Competition, CREEPERS, Economy, fearmongering, Future, Globalization, Insecurity, international relations, Misinformation, misunderstood, nationalism, Palace, PIXEL, Politics, Poo, power dynamics, prejudice, Propaganda, rhetoric, Stereotypes, Style, Trade, uncertainty, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping golden apples wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets and feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, the only thing crazier than our server is the fact that we managed to get away with calling it “Enjoy your chinkshit while it lasts. China isn’t gonna be here in 10 years.” Let the fun begin!

Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	New Chunks Explored:	680438

Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8946	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the wildest parties in the Nether!

2. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated Herobrine not once, but twice. They’re basically Minecraft gods.

3. We have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures in the game. Just like in Genshin Impact, but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft.

4. Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to kick some blocky butt.

5. Our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through obsidian like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered by the sheer awesomeness of it all.

Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Potions Brewed:	144	Crops Grown:	8785
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!