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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 629 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken, battle against hordes of evil mobs led by a villainous sheep, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.
But beware, danger lurks around every corner. From exploding pigs to giant spiders with top hats, you never know what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
