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Simp-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, Conflict Resolution, female aggression, female entitlement, female manipulation, gender dynamics, gender equality, male empowerment, male self defense, male victimization, male vulnerability, Minecraft, physical altercation, self defense rights, Server, simp culture, simp problem, SimpFree, Social Issues, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Zone

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Tired of dealing with simps on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no simp policy. Our female players are strong and independent, not looking for any simpy behavior.

We even have a special event where if a player is caught simping, they are thrown into a pit of lava by our resident lava monster, Lava Larry. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Lava Larry.

So come join us and say goodbye to simps once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Nations LOLz

alliances, Analysis, commonalities, Connections, Countries, Crafty, culture, customs, Diversity, Economy, geography, Global, History, Language, lolz, Nations, Politics, Population, relationships, Similarities, society, Traditions, Unity

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

74001522, CraftyCreeperz, long trail tags, madness, Numbers, previous, tags, Tnt

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Boomer Adventures

#videogames, 2024.., addicted to tranny porn, Adventures, all female characters, arguments, be me 15 years ago, blocky, boomer, dick option, Eye Candy, failed relationships, female main characters, Female Protagonists, hate women, male characters, playing as a girl is gay, programming, teenage lad

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Nothing Happens Here

1. Nothing happens, proof 2. Disbelief

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Carnelian, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, meets, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

approach, empowerment, gender dynamics, Humiliation, incel, internet culture, LOLz9K, Loneliness, mental health, online communities, personal growth, r9k, rejection, Rituals, self improvement, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

all time, Anime, Characters, Crafty, CREEPERS, Mainstream, Manga, Minecraft, most overrated, overhyped, Overrated, Overrated anime, overrated art, overrated comic, overrated culture, overrated entertainment, overrated fiction, overrated graphic novel, overrated literature, Overrated manga, overrated media, overrated series, overrated story, Play, Popular

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

1. Life purpose, blocky, deep thoughts 3. Life’s journey, existential crisis 2. Meaning of life, inner exploration, introspection, introspective journey, Life, life’s meaning, life’s mysteries, life’s purpose 4. Purposeful living, lolz, philosophical pondering, questioning existence, seeking answers, seeking truth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, spiritual awakening

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Animals Bred:	184
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

4chan, forum, funny, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet phenomenon, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, pants, PantsShitting, reaction, Server, Shit, ten years ago, this made, V, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮