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CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Divine Spears Created:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	317	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Towns Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	129	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!

BlockyPolitix-Freezone

American politics, BlockyPolitixFreezone, fed up with politics, political burnout, political commentary, political coverage, political debates, political discourse, political divisiveness, political drama, political exhaustion, political fatigue, political frustration, political news, political overload, political polarization, political saturation, Politics, sick of politics, tired of politics

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	370813
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?

ARMAcraft Minecraft Server

arma, armacraft, atgm, bmp, CASUALTIES, commands, dynamic recon ops, field, glory hounding, losing me, Master, Minecraft, pick this game up, REEEEEEEEEEE, self-preservation, Server, shot to death, strategy layer, Struggling, Tacticool, tard wrangling, under fire, units, units not listening

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crops Grown:	3992
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server because it’s like trying out mods in other games, but on a whole new level of insanity! Ever wanted to blast dudes on a tacticool level while also struggling with a plethora of commands that may or may not work? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Imagine trying to master a game where your units stop listening to your commands the moment they come under fire. It’s like herding cats, but with explosions and chaos at every turn. And don’t even get me started on the BMP that decides to take a casual drive down the road until it gets blown to the moon by an ATGM. It’s pure madness, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to wrangle your units to not stay in the middle of a field and get shot to death, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs self-preservation when you can have glory hounding units that will drive you to the brink of insanity? REEEEEEEEEEE!

CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Villages Defended:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

RegretCraft: Life Choices

Choices, Decision making, embracing change, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, Life, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Making amends, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regret, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on choices, RegretCraft, regrets, second chances, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of making life choices that leave you questioning your existence? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to regret!