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TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mines Excavated:	4983
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Magic Items Found:	6946	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Gods Slained:	0

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Animals Bred:	176
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6983	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Votes:	7700
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	213
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	294

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Ores Mined:	5168
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Dragons Tamed:	5	Towns Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.