simon hypixel – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable conversations in the chat. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the occasional awkward moment like the one mentioned above. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared for some unexpected conversations along the way.

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> Money Inflated Minecraft SMP

car depreciated, Crypto, gold stolen, house squatted, inflated, Minecraft, MONEY, money inflated, rugged, smp, stocks crashed

Are you tired of the real world economy crashing and burning like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only stocks crashing are the ones you blow up with TNT.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your gold has been stolen by a sneaky Enderman. No worries, just grab your pickaxe and go on a quest to get it back! And don’t even get us started on the housing market – our houses are never squatted in because we have iron golems as security guards.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only thing inflated is the size of your giant pixelated castle!

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BachTripBillsB4Brides

bach trip, bachelorette trip, BachTripBillsB4Brides, BM dresses, bridal shower, bride tribe, brides expenses, Bridesmaid, Disappointment, Elopement, engagement party, Expectations, fast track wedding, financial reasons, friendship, Group Chat, hair and makeup, headcount deadline, MOH, official wedding day, wedding day

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of timing and financial responsibility? Look no further! Our server is like a bride on a fast track to marriage, with crazy expectations and demands that will keep you on your toes. Join our server and experience the thrill of being summoned to a group chat without even being officially asked to join!

But wait, there’s more! Help throw and pay for virtual bridal showers, show up to virtual rehearsals on time, and of course, show up on the official virtual wedding day. And don’t worry about the cost, just be ready to pay after the fact without knowing how much it’ll be – just like a surprise bill at a fancy restaurant!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and outrageous demands, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real life when you can experience all the chaos and craziness right here?

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WinterCraft: Euro Aid 100mil

100 million euros, 100mil, additional, aid, assistance package, charitable contribution, Crisis, donation, eastern europe, emergency funding, EURO, Europe, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, germany, humanitarian, international aid, pledges, relief efforts, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, winter aid, wintercraft

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have germany pledging 100 million euros for ukraine in winter aid like wut??? u can build ur own winter wonderland and pretend ur a rich country helping out others lmao. we got snowball fights, polar bear races, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide ur diamonds from the tax collectors. join now and be part of this crazy adventure!

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Pitaya Flower Power – HpFBH3

characterization, dragon fruit, flower, flower formation, flowering pathways, gene expression, genetic engineering, genetic improvement, genetic research, HpFBH3, HpFBHs, Molecular biology, pitahaya, pitaya, plant biology, plant genetics, positive regulators, power, study, systematic, target genes

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a flower formation master in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got HpFBH3 and all da other HpFBHs ready to make ur pitaya look AMAZING! join now and become a pitaya pro, cuz who wouldn’t wanna be a flower formation guru in minecraft, amirite? let’s get bloomin’!

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Taxed in Ohio Minecraft Server

Fanum, fanum tax, income tax, IRS, Minecraft, Ohio, Ohio fanum tax, Ohio tax, Server, state tax, Tax, tax audit, tax evasion, tax filing, tax fraud, tax law, tax preparation, tax refund, tax return, Tax season, taxed

Tired of getting fanum taxed in Ohio? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the IRS! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own tax-free utopia and never worry about being fanum taxed again.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, resulting in mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. Join us and witness the chaos as these mutant pigs battle it out with giant chickens for control of the server.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Kino Soundtracks Minecraft SMP

all time, best, Cinematic, classic, COMPOSITION, Epic, Favorite, film, film buffs, iconic, instrumental, Kino, memorable, Minecraft, movies, Music, Orchestral, Score, smp, soundtrack lovers, Soundtracks, Top

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame music? Well, look no further because our SMP has one of the most epic soundtracks of all time! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly “Eye of the Tiger” starts playing, giving you the ultimate motivation to keep digging. And when you’re in a heated PvP battle, “Let It Go” from Frozen comes on, throwing off your opponent with its unexpectedness. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic soundtrack on any other server!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land, terrorizing anyone who dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild ride of epic music, chicken armies, and endless adventures!

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TimeTravelerRegrets – Minecraft SMP

altering history, altering the course of events, altering the future, Alternate Timeline, change the past, correcting errors, do-over, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from the past, Minecraft, past mistakes, redo, regret, rewriting history, second chance, smp, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, TimeTravelerRegrets, Wishful thinking

If I could go back in time, I would totally join this Minecraft SMP sooner! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, I was wandering around the server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. I thought I hit the jackpot, but little did I know, it was actually a trap set by the owner to test my skills. Long story short, I ended up fighting a horde of angry zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. It was chaotic, but also hilarious. So, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and make memories that will last a lifetime, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way.

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VillainVibesMC

Antagonist, ASKED, Character, creepy, Cunning, Dark, deceitful, Devious, Evil, INSTANT, interrogation, MALEVOLENT, manipulative, Nefarious, question.., Sinister, suspicious, VIBES, Villain, Villain Vibes, VillainVibesMC

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on those boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and mischief? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all aspiring villains! Join us and unleash your inner evil genius as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. From stealing diamonds to setting traps, the possibilities for villainy are endless. So come on over and join us, because on this server, being bad has never been so good!

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🦊WetNose | Season 1 | 1.20.1-1.21🦊 Minecraft server

application, Discord, Minecraft, season 1, Server, Version 1.20.1, Version 1.21., WetNose

To enter the server you need to submit an application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/EBzbPXDEjp

The server is available from version 1.20.1 to version 1.21

85.159.231.194

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