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ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

Army, Bunker, command, ConscriptCarnageMistress, conscription, death, Decision making, Ethics, Hiding, leadership, leadership decisions, military strategy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, orders, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, smp, soldiers, Survival, War Tactics, WARFARE, wartime leadership

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Villages Defended:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

BlameCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9739
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

Pay4UrKidsMess

accident, Accountability, Behavior, Cleanup, consequences, customer service, Damage, discipline, Kids, Mess, negligence, parenting, Pay4UrKidsMess, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Retail, Soda, Store, supervision

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	186

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

FantasyCraftMC

Alternate Reality, common fantasy, daydreaming, daydreams, dream scenario, dreaming, Escape, fantasy life, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, ideal scenario, ideal situation, imagination, mental escape, non-sexual daydreams, non-sexual desires, non-sexual fantasy, peaceful thoughts, personal desires, Relaxation, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest non-sexual fantasies!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a majestic llama through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against evil zombie chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and participate in wacky mini-games like “Twerk-off with the Ender Dragon” and “Hot Potato with a TNT block.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a magical food item that gives you the power to build anything you can imagine with just a snap of your fingers. And rumor has it that hidden deep within the depths of our server lies a secret disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even spot Steve doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your non-sexual fantasies run wild in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

PutinCraft: Baku Bound!

Alliance, armenia, azerbaijan, baku, bound, Caucasus, cooperation, Diplomacy, Eurasia, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Meeting, Partnership, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, relations, souring, summit, TIES, Visit

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8181	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, u know how putin is always like, going to places and stuff? well, he just arrived in azerbaijan to like, hang out and stuff. apparently, he’s tryna make friends with baku cuz things are getting kinda tense with armenia. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground base where putin himself hangs out when he’s not busy being a world leader. join now for a chance to meet putin and maybe even become besties with him. cuz why not, right? #putinlovesminecraft #bestserverever

WolvieUncutCraft

adamantium claws, adamantium skeleton, berserker rage, Canadian, cannot become circumcised, comic book character, healing factor, Hugh Jackman, indestructible, Logan, Marvel, Mutant, mutant abilities, mutant healing, mutant powers, Regeneration, SuperHero, uncircumcised, wolverine, WolvieUncutCraft, x-men

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Votes:	9079	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server where wolverine cannot become circumcised!! 🤣🤣🤣

why join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, wolverine tried to get circumcised but the doctor’s scalpel broke because wolverine’s skin is indestructible. so now wolverine roams our server with his uncircumcised willy, ready to take on any challengers 😂

but wait, there’s more!! on our server, pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena before exploding. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next 😜

so come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and uncircumcised superheroes. trust me, u won’t regret it!! 🤪🎉🐷🚀🔥

TerribleTaxes PVE Roleplay Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Chestshops Businesses

Account.., Advertise, Businesses, Cheats, Chestshops, collaboration, Community, Competition, Corporation, custom plugin, Economy, employees, exploits, finances, Griefing, Gui, Hacks, java, Jobs, Kindness, optifine, Performance Mods, PvE, Respect, Roleplay, Spam, Survival, TerribleTaxes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
Discord	Discord server
YouTube	BetterBusinesses YouTube
TikTok	BetterBusinesses TikTok
Patreon	BetterBusinesses Patreon

Overview:

BetterBusinesses is a new survival economy server with a focus on business. Our custom business plugin allows players to run various types of businesses, hire employees, manage finances, and compete with friends. Join our server at play.bbmc.today and unleash your creativity!

Key Features:

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules:

Treat others with kindness and respect
No griefing
No exploiting or cheating
No hacking or cheating, only performance mods like Optifine are allowed
No advertising or spamming
One account per player
Have fun!

FAQ:

1. How can I start a business on BetterBusinesses?

To start a business, use our custom business plugin and GUI to set up shop, hire employees, manage finances, and grow your business.

2. Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?

While there are no specific rules for running a business, players must abide by the server rules, including treating others with respect and not exploiting or cheating.

3. Can I collaborate with other players to create a joint business?

Yes, players can collaborate with friends to create joint businesses, compete with each other, and grow their enterprises together.

4. Are there any restrictions on the type of businesses I can run?

Players are encouraged to get creative and run any type of business they can imagine on BetterBusinesses. The possibilities are endless!

5. How can I advertise my business on the server?

Players can advertise their businesses through in-game methods, such as using signs, chat, and the business GUI to attract customers.

6. Is there a limit to the number of employees I can hire for my business?

There is no limit to the number of employees you can hire for your business on BetterBusinesses. Grow your team as needed to expand your operations.

”Creeper Clash Minecraft Server”

Arcade, balance, Characters, clash, Combos, Community, competitive, console, creeper, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks, Updates

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.

But fear not, for our server is also home to the magical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds at every turn. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Just be sure to bring a fire extinguisher!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

LicenseToMine Minecraft SMP

Anime Licensing, content adaptation, cultural adaptation, cultural sensitivity, English licensing companies, entertainment industry, global market, international business, Japan, Japanese media, LicenseToMine, licensing agreements, localization, localization companies, localization services, media distribution, media licensing, media localization., Minecraft, smp, Trust, Western market, western palates

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of ninja cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. We have a secret underground village where players can trade with mole people for rare items. Just be careful, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not looking!

3. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic players to enter. Think you have what it takes to pass the test?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the guardians are not too keen on sharing their loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave explorer!

SisterSitterGoneWild

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Guilt, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, moral dilemma, neglect, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, SisterSitterGoneWild, social life, teenager, young mother

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting a wild child like the OP’s sister! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with blocky fun and no messy houses in sight.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about canceling plans or studying being interrupted by a tiny tornado of destruction. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without a care in the world.

Don’t be like the OP, who had to deal with the aftermath of leaving their sister unsupervised. Join our server and leave the babysitting duties behind – because here, the only mess you’ll encounter is the one you create with your creativity!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun!