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TakaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Votes:	2582	Players Killed by Monsters:	8391
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of boring, censored anime servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the wildest, most uncensored anime experience you’ll ever have! We’ve got anime characters running around in their birthday suits, screaming their catchphrases at the top of their lungs. Join us for a truly unforgettable adventure filled with hilarity and chaos. Who needs censored anime when you can have all the uncensored madness right here? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

5WeeksGoneMinecraftSMP

#impatience, 5WeeksGoneMinecraftSMP, almost there, anticipation, anticipation-building., can’t wait, Climax, Cooking, countdown, countdown to reveal, daddy dom, daddy’s secret, eager, EXCITEMENT, final countdown, final stretch, nearing the end, Reveal, Surprise, Suspense, Waiting

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Buildings Constructed:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to spice things up with our crazy SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. Dolphins. And rumor has it that they have a secret underwater base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Just last week, they turned someone’s entire house into a giant llama statue! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what daddy dom has been cookin’ up for us next!

CloseMindedCraft Server

advice, Argument, Boyfriend, BPO, career, close-minded, CloseMindedCraft, Communication, Experience, FILTERS, Guilt, HR, hurt feelings, job hunting, Job Search, onsite job, perspective, qualifications, relationships, rules, Server, unemployed

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Star Shards Collected:	99
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Looking for a job is like searching for diamonds in Minecraft – you gotta dig deep and explore every cave! Just like how I spam apply for jobs, this Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to spam join and explore all the possibilities.

Join our server and experience the thrill of applying for jobs in a whole new way! Just like how I believe there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain, here you’ll find endless opportunities to mine, build, and craft your way to success.

Forget about following strict qualifications – on this server, the only qualification you need is a love for adventure and a sense of humor! Just like how my boyfriend is stuck in his ways, you’ll encounter all sorts of characters on this server who will challenge your beliefs and make you question everything.

So come join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy Minecraft world. And remember, there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain – just like in the job hunt!

NoRetirePartyPlz

Boss, Cake, coworker, Decline, Disappointment, Friend, Generosity, gift, Hosting, HR, NoRetirePartyPlz, outside working hours, party planner, potluck, RESPONSIBILITY, retirement party, TEAM, team manager, time consuming, Workplace

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Spears Created:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put in, even if it’s just virtual block-building!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning retirement parties for all your fellow players. Just like in the real world, you’ll be tasked with organizing food, collecting virtual money, buying gifts, and making sure the heads of the Minecraft company are there (they’re skeletons, by the way).

But don’t worry, we won’t force you to plan parties for people you’re not close to. We understand that party planning is a serious business and should only be done for true friends like Julie (who may or may not be a creeper in disguise).

So come on down to our server and show off your party planning skills. Who knows, you might even get a promotion to Chief Party Planner of the Minecraft world! Join now and let the retirement party madness begin!

CreeperConfessions

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperConfessions, Disturbing, dreadful, Frightening, Gruesome, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, INFORMATION, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Share, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	629
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of potion brewing. Want to know their secret recipe for unlimited chicken nuggets? Join our server and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to out-dance them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BeerCraftGovKeys

activism, Austria, beer culture, Beer Party, BeerCraftGovKeys, Coalition, Democracy, elections, far right, Government, grassroots, humor, JOKE, political movement, political party, Politics, populist, satire, social media, unconventional politics, Voting

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Towns Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Votes:	7039
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

So, like, this server started as a joke, ya know? But now it’s like, the key to a whole government without the right! Like, imagine ruling a whole country just by playing Minecraft, bro. It’s like, the ultimate power move. Plus, we have unlimited beer parties, like, all the time. You’ll never run out of brewskis, dude. So come join the madness and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

MemoryCraft: Bacterial Edition

antibiotic resistance, antibiotic treatment, bacterial, bacterial adaptation, Bacterial cells, bacterial evolution, bacterial research, bacterial sensitivity, cell biology, Dna, Edition, environmental changes, genetic inheritance, genetic modification, Inheritance, Memory, MemoryCraft, microbial genetics, microbial resistance, microbiology, Molecular biology, regulatory networks, treatments

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	191	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Potions Brewed:	190

so like, this server is like, totally lit cuz the bacterial cells are like, remembering stuff and passing it on to each other. it’s like they’re gossiping but with science stuff. join this server to be part of this crazy memory game where bacteria are the main characters. who needs DNA when you have regulatory networks, amirite? plus, we’re all about overcoming antibiotic resistance by modifying bacterial sensitivity. it’s like a soap opera but with germs. come join the fun and see what kind of wild stories these bacteria have in store for you!

Nightshade: Where the Only Poison is the Creeper Explosions, the Drama is real, and the 18+ jokes are inevitable!

/co inspect, Armor statues, cauldron concrete, coordinates hud, Coreprotect, creeper, Custom Nether Portal, Drama, explosions, FarmControl, Fast Leaf Decay, Geyser, Inevitable, jokes, mobGriefing, Multiplayer Sleep, Nether Portal Coord, Nightshade, Plated elytra, player head drops, Poison, Purpur, real, Silence Mobs, smp, tps, vanilla tweaks, Villager Workstation Highlight, wandering traders

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Server Name	Nightshade SMP
Whitelist	Yes, 18 plus
Community Focus	Building and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended
Server Features	No land claim plugins, no pay-to-win system, friendly community, planned events, survival mode, Discord community, bedrock crossplay
Server Plugins	Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect, FarmControl, Dynmap, Geyser, Vanilla tweaks, and more
Server Settings	CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7700X, Render distance: 12, Simulation distance: 6, World border: 20,000×20,000 blocks
Server Info	Vanilla 1.21, IP: play.NightshadeSMP.net, Bedrock port: 19132

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.

What are the server features?

The server offers a friendly community, planned events, survival mode, and bedrock crossplay among other features.

What plugins does the server use?

Some of the plugins used on the server include Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect for rollback, FarmControl for managing animal farms, Dynmap for a web map, and Geyser for bedrock crossplay.

What are the server settings?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 7 7700X CPU, with a render distance of 12, simulation distance of 6, and a world border of 20,000×20,000 blocks.

Can I play on the server from Minecraft Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports bedrock crossplay so players from different versions can play together.

How can I report griefing on the server?

You can report griefing incidents to the server staff who can use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback any damage and identify the culprit.

CraftySocials Minecraft Server

CraftySocials, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	431	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	9923	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to Socials 2, the Minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while avoiding creepers who just want to give you a hug (and blow you up).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance and zombies drop sick beats. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.

So come on down to Socials 2 and experience the craziest Minecraft server in town. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy

Adventure, Browncoats, CREW, cult classic, Drama, firefly, FireflyMC_SMP, InsaneGalaxy, Insanity, Joss Whedon, long tail, nathan fillion, outer space, Sci Fi, science fiction, Serenity, Space, space opera, Space Travel, Spaceship, star system, tv show

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to the Firefly star system, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army take over spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots? It was clucking madness!

But that’s not all! Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on the backs of giant squids and shooting fireballs out of their noses. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the best dancers in town.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us in the Firefly star system. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination.