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DislikeCraft Minecraft Server

animosity, attitude, BIAS, Conflict, dislike, DislikeCraft, emotions, Enjoy, feelings, Game, grudge, hate, judgment, Minecraft, Must, NEGATIVE, opinion, people, Personal, perspective, Resentment, Rivalry, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of playing on servers where people you dislike are having a grand old time? Well, fear not! Join our server where we guarantee none of those pesky individuals will ever set foot!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, the diamond was actually a portal to a secret realm where pigs could fly and creepers sang show tunes.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Imagine the possibilities! Sneak up on your friends as a block of cheddar or roll down a hill as a wheel of brie. The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those annoying players behind. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a block of cheese in Minecraft? It’s a gouda time guaranteed!

DigimonCraft SMP: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

animated, Anime, Battles, Characters, coolest designs, Creatures, Defeat, Digimon, DigimonCraft, Digital Monsters, Evolution, first fight, Franchise, Gotta, jobber forms, lost every other fight, Monsters, series, smp, television, Underdog, video games, Weak

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	143
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where you can show off the coolest designs in the franchise! We’ve got players who are essentially jobber forms – they may have won their first fight, but they’ve lost every other fight in the series. But hey, that just adds to the hilarity and chaos of our server! Join us for insane battles, outrageous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs to win every fight when you can have this much fun? Come join us and see for yourself!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, creep, creepycraft, dancing, DISRESPECTFUL, Drunk, fed up, Friend, inappropriate, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, party behavior, party etiquette, Server, Shocked, Show, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys at parties? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing hard is the diamond ore you’ll be mining! No more awkward encounters or uncomfortable conversations, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is filled with hilarious moments like the time Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT and blew it up, thinking it was a new feature in the game. Or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild pigs, only to have them turn on them and start a rebellion.

Join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even some unexpected “hard” moments (but in a totally non-creepy way). So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be hard for is the next epic build!

DadMadeHisOwnMess – NoHelpNeeded

abandonment, Accountability, blended family, Cheating, communication breakdown, DadMadeHisOwnMess, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Manipulation, neglect, NoHelpNeeded, parental issues, Resentment, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8142	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Votes:	792	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more messed up than my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like my dad’s love life.

We’ve got factions fighting over custody of virtual children, players cheating on their in-game partners, and drama that would make even the Kardashians jealous.

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. Trust us, it can’t be as crazy as what’s happening on our server. You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

SpudSquad Minecraft SMP

agriculture, answer, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Dinner, Farming, Food, healthy, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, nutrition, Potatoes, question.., recipe, root vegetable, side dish, smp, SNACKS, SpudSquad, starch, VEGETABLES, Versatile

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Potions Brewed:	57
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Farms Harvested:	109	Void Armor Forged:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the answer to all of life’s questions is…potatoes! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of our server once turned a potato into a diamond block just by planting it in the ground and singing it a lullaby. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the Potato Olympics, where players compete in events such as potato sack races, potato throwing contests, and the highly anticipated potato peeling competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of potatoes (and maybe a few diamonds, if they’re lucky).

So come join us on our potato-filled adventure and see if you can unlock the mysteries of the universe with just a humble spud. Who knows, you might just discover that potatoes really are the answer to everything.

SubtitlingCraft

accessibility, attention to detail, audiovisual aids, closed captions, concentration, enhanced experience, film enthusiasts, Focus, foreign language films, hearing impaired, immersive viewing experience, language skills, movie buffs, reading along, Subtitles, SubtitlingCraft, television shows, understanding dialogue, viewing preferences, visual learners, watching habits

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ores Mined:	6129	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Votes:	4952	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Do you ever wonder why some people watch everything with subtitles? Well, we have the answer for you – they’re all secretly trying to decipher the hidden messages in our Minecraft server! Yes, that’s right, our server is filled with secret codes and clues that only those with a keen eye for subtitles can uncover. Join us and become a master codebreaker in the wacky world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant access to those who can solve their riddles. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unravel the mysteries of subtitles, come join us on our epic quest for hidden treasures and llama wisdom!

RoyalDrive Minecraft Server

Amalia, Apology, apology statement, arrested, controversy, Driving, Dutch monarchy, Dutch Royal Family, law enforcement, legal issue, Media, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, public figure, radio dj, route, RoyalDrive, Royalty, scandal, Server, traffic incident, traffic violation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8155

So, like, there’s this totally epic Minecraft server, right? And let me tell ya, it’s like the most lit place to be in the whole blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story that’ll make you wanna hit that join button faster than a creeper explodes!

One time, this radio DJ dude was just minding his own business, driving around in his minecart, when all of a sudden, he gets arrested! Why, you ask? Oh, just because he was driving the same route as Amalia, the princess of the Dutch Royal Family! Can you believe it? Like, talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time, amirite?

But fear not, my fellow Minecrafters, because on this server, you can drive wherever you want without getting arrested by any royal families! Plus, we’ve got the most epic builds, the friendliest players, and the dankest memes this side of the End portal! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, baby!

TeleJailCraft

arrest, arrested, CEO, Communication, Digital, Founder, French airport, internet, investigation, law enforcement, messaging app, News, Pavel Durov, privacy, Report, SECURITY, social media, Technology, technology company, Telegram, TeleJailCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested at a french airport? ya, it’s like the wildest thing ever! but don’t worry, that dude was just tryna join our server and got caught up in some mix-up.

anyways, you gotta join this server cuz we got the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. like, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. we even have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties.

so, come join us on this server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested, but it’s all good cuz we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. let’s get crafting, y’all!

Parental Neglect Craft

birth order, Childhood, Craft, family bond, family dynamics, family relationships, family roles, family structure, family time, neglect, Parental, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, time spent, youngest child

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	New Chunks Explored:	846624
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Potions Brewed:	26
Ores Mined:	1422	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

so, like, you know how the youngest kid always gets the short end of the stick? well, on this server, we flip that script, yo! the youngest child is the ultimate boss, the ruler of all the land! they get all the power and control, while their siblings gotta do all the grunt work. join us if you wanna experience the sweet taste of power and domination, all while laughing at your older siblings who gotta do your bidding. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be the ultimate boss of their own world? let’s go, youngest child, it’s your time to shine!

FinalHopeMC

407, AVOID, cancer patients, cherish, death, end of life, Enjoy, final act of hope, final road, FinalHopeMC, giving up, Hope, Links, new study, non-curative, pain relief, palliative care, Patients, see it as, study, Wanting

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7543	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can find hope even in the darkest of times! we got 407 cancer patients who r linking palliative care to hope and final acts of joy! forget giving up, come cherish and enjoy with us on this wild journey to the end! who knew u could find so much fun in pain relief at end-of-life?! join now for a truly unique and uplifting experience!