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Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Towns Built:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	80

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Votes:	8261
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Emeralds Found:	2895
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	117	Animals Bred:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, fight off zombie chickens with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features secret dungeons filled with dancing pandas, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn, and a mini-game where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Sour Linkies on Social Media Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Carrot, swoops in to save the day with his trusty sidekick, Sir Squidsworth.

Feeling hungry? Head on over to our enchanted food court where the burgers are so delicious, they literally make you fly. And be sure to watch out for the mischievous Potato Bandit who steals fries right out of your inventory.

But that’s not all! Join our weekly dance parties at the lava disco, where the DJ is a literal fireball and the dance floor is made of obsidian. And don’t forget about our epic build battles where contestants have to construct a roller coaster using only dirt and TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, it’s not a good look to miss out on all the fun!