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CraftyTradeWars

brexit, Britain, CraftyTradeWars, disbelief, economic impact, foreign relations, international trade, negotiators, political decisions, trade agreements, trade alliances, trade consequences, trade disputes, trade implications, trade negotiations, trade partnerships, trade policies, trade talks, trade uncertainties, US-UK trade deals

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1885
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

are you tired of boring old trade deals? come join our minecraft server where we negotiate trade deals with creepers and endermen! our negotiators are top-notch, except when they accidentally axe themselves instead of the deal. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions. join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand!

StinkySMP

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival SMP Custom Features Shops Warps Furniture Plushies Items Unique Friendly Minecraft 2.0 Join now IP Community Crafting Exploration Adventure PVP Economy Mini-games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to StinkySMP!

We are a unique and friendly Survival SMP! Our server features a variety of custom features to make it feel like “Minecraft 2.0”! Join now with IP stinkysmp.com. We have custom shops, warps, furniture, plushies, items, and so much more!

stinkysmp.com

All the Mods 9 – Where the only limits are your imagination… and the amount of RAM you have allocated

allocated, AMOUNT, atm 9, ATM 9 – To the SKY, close-knit, Community, Dedicated, Friendly, group, Hardware, Helpful, imagination, ip address, Join, Limits, list, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, newcomers, Players, RAM, Server, Servers, Version

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	86
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

We’re actively seeking new players to join our close-knit community. Our server boasts a dedicated group of friendly and helpful players who are always eager to assist newcomers. Our servers are run on a fully dedicated server with high-end hardware.

Modpack	Version	IP Address
ATM 9	0.2.60	atm9.silverkeepmc.com
ATM 9 – To the SKY	1.5	ATM9Sky.SilverKeepMC.com

We host more than just this modpack! Check out our other servers on our server list here.

CraftyNews Minecraft Server

A-chan, Airi Chisaka, AlienMixture, Birthday, CAPCOM NEXT, chuuba, collaboration, collaboration event, COMEBACK, Concert, corrections, cover, craft beer, CraftyNews, creator party, Dokibird, Elemental Knights R, fan meeting, Fortnite JP, Fugo Hasaki, G-Plan, Graduation, health, Health Update, heavenrend, Himari Miyazono, Holo Justice, hololive, hololive en, idol group debut, investigation, ipo, Katarina Ange, Kizuna A.I., KUUKIYOMI, leaving VANQUISH, Live, merch, merch collection, Minecraft, Mint Fantôme, Nanami Urara, Neo-porte, new single, News, Nijisanji, Noms Cafe, Nyantasia, phase connect, PixelLink, pop-up shop, Radio program, restreamers, Retirement, riot music, Saegusa Akina, Server, Shareholder Meeting, shipping fees, Shiratama Utano, Shirayuki Mishiro, Siro, Sony STAR SPHERE, Space Photography Experience, STPR Inc., vase, VCafe radio, VSMP server, VSPO, VT

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the events are crazier than a Enderman rave!

Join now and witness the retirement of A-Chan from Hololive, who left due to complications involving a secret love affair with a Creeper. Watch as Hololive EN’s concert tickets sell out faster than you can say “Redstone.” And don’t miss out on the HoloReve fashion magazine card collection, perfect for slaying zombies in style.

But that’s not all! Nijisanji drama unfolds as Katarina Ange’s medical condition improves thanks to a potion brewed by a witch from the Nether. And get ready for Shu Yamino and Meloco Kyoran’s radio show, where they spill the tea on all things NijiEN.

Phase Connect is where it’s at, with updates on Airi Chisaka’s health and her battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Plus, get exclusive in-game avatars from the KUUKIYOMI collaboration with Aogiri High School, where you can slay zombies in style.

But wait, there’s more! Siro of .LIVE is celebrating her 7th Birthday with a live concert at harevutai, where she’ll be battling creepers with her diamond sword. And don’t miss out on the chance to win a special edition PC in the Next One Step twitter campaign, where the prize is more valuable than a stack of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous events in the chuuba world! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner.

CraftyBanter Minecraft Server

bad condition, budgeting, cost analysis, CraftyBanter, Decision making, Financial Planning, fixer upper, home improvement, Home ownership, improvement projects, Investment, long-term investment., maintenance, Minecraft, property assessment, property value, real estate, Removal, renovation, Repair, serious answers, Server, Upgrade

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1600
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete disaster… in the best way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of constantly having to fight off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Yes, you read that right. Killer bunnies with diamond swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity pops out and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance Justin Bieber or Beyonce? Only one way to find out!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with soda. But beware, the gingerbread men guarding the treasure chests are not to be underestimated.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

Bestie’s Big Day: Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Besties, big, Bridesmaid, Day, fear of attention, guest, hurt feelings, maid of honor, Minecraft, panic attack, Server, social anxiety, twin sister, Wedding, wedding attendance, wedding ceremony, wedding day, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding mood, wedding party, wedding reception, wedding request, wedding vows

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	4352
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your fear of being the center of attention? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to make you stand with the other players during important events. We totally get it, social anxiety is no joke, and we want to make sure you feel comfortable.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have had panic attacks at their own weddings and just can’t handle the pressure of being in the spotlight. We’ve got therapists on hand to help you work through your fears and make progress in a supportive environment.

So come join us and be a guest at our virtual weddings, where you can relax, have fun, and not worry about ruining the mood. Trust us, you won’t feel left out here – unless you want to, of course. Join now and leave your social anxiety at the door!

TrolleyTroubles: Mom Edition

baby, Behavior, Boundaries, Confrontation, Courtesy, crowded, diaper bag, disturbance, Edition, Etiquette, front row, Kids, Mall, Manners, mom, parenting, Permission, Respect, shopping trolley, Show, TrolleyTroubles

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no one will sneak their kids into your virtual shopping trolley! Unlike that crazy mall experience, on our server, you can build your own trolley and no one will stomp all over it (unless you want them to, we don’t judge).

Join us for a wild adventure where you can say “yes” to putting someone’s virtual daughter in your trolley, but only if they ask nicely. And if anyone’s kids start shaking your trolley or causing a ruckus, you have every right to kick them out (virtually, of course).

So come on down to our server and let loose your inner shopping trolley guardian. Who knew virtual shopping could be so intense and drama-filled? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable parenting decisions!

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

America, Candidate, CraftyCampaigns, dream, dream candidate, dream team, election, FANTASY, Future, hopeful, hopefuls, ideal, leadership, long shot, Minecraft, Political, Potential, potential candidates, president, Server, speculation, wish list, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the President of America is actually a chicken wearing a top hat and monocle! Yes, you heard that right. This server is not your average political simulation, it’s a wild ride of feathers and fancy accessories.

Join us for a chance to witness the most epic debates between the chicken President and a group of talking cows who are running for Vice President. Will they discuss important issues like global warming and healthcare? Nah, they’ll probably argue about who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual White House.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and battle evil zombie politicians who are trying to take over the server. Will you be able to save the day and restore peace to this wacky world?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest presidential campaign you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life politics when you can have chickens in top hats instead? Join now and let the chaos begin!

PixelCoincidenceCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, Mind Blowing, odd, peculiar, peculiar occurrences, PixelCoincidenceCraft, quirky, Random, Real Life, serendipity, strange, Surprising, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncanny, UNUSUAL

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	934	Dragon Eggs Found:	8519
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that you questioned if you were actually living in a Minecraft simulation? Well, get ready for more mind-blowing moments on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest coincidences that will make you question reality itself. From randomly stumbling upon a diamond block while mining to encountering a herd of pink sheep in a desert biome, our server is full of unexpected surprises that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. So why wait? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft!

BandDramaCraft

ARTISTRY, BandDramaCraft, BELIEF, Breakup, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, Drama, Emotional healing, enjoyment, greatest bands, group therapy, History, legendary bands, Masterpieces, Music, reconciliation, teamwork, Therapy, Unity

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	758870	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

join our epic minecraft server where we bring together all the drama queens and kings for the ultimate group therapy session!

imagine a world where the beatles never broke up because they had a safe space to work out their differences while building epic structures in minecraft.

we’ve got griefers turning over a new leaf, pvpers learning to hug it out, and redstone engineers creating mind-blowing contraptions to express their emotions.

come join us and be part of the most dysfunctional yet harmonious community in minecraft history. who needs therapy when you have blocks to place and friendships to build? let’s make some masterpieces together, one pixel at a time.