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GeoffCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with its outrageous and hilarious antics!

Join us for a wild ride filled with LGBTQIA+ reinforcements, ESG payments to game studios, and drag queen story hour performances that will leave you in stitches. Who needs Kojima’s wasted budget or Angry Joe’s YouTube rants when you can be part of the most epic Minecraft server around?

Forget about the chuds and boring game ads, because on our server, anything goes. From wild game awards to insane collaborations with WWE superstars and pizza-loving game developers, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with Kevin Nash or Anthony Burch himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Pay2PlayCraft

aita, bbq, compromise, Disregard, DISRESPECTFUL, Effort, Exam, Friend, Hosting, Interns, irresponsible, Late, Party, Pay, Pay2PlayCraft, Principle, Share, split cost, Students, study, Time

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of hosting parties for your broke friends who can’t even show up on time or pay their fair share? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your party hosting woes behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual BBQ party and invite all your friends without worrying about latecomers or freeloaders. And the best part? You don’t have to split the cost of food and drinks because everything is free in the virtual world!

Say goodbye to disrespectful guests who don’t appreciate your efforts and hello to a community of players who understand the importance of being responsible and considerate. Don’t let one bad apple ruin your party-planning experience – join our server today and let the fun begin!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start throwing the most epic virtual parties without any of the drama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Bookworms Minecraft Server

Book, Bookworms, controversial, Dark, Disturbing, disturbing content, disturbing narrative, disturbing themes, Fiction, INTENSE, Literature, Minecraft, Mystery, non-horror, Psychological, reading, Server, Suspense, taboo, Thought-provoking, Thriller, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the literary masterpiece you’ve been waiting for! Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for hidden book pages scattered throughout the world. And instead of fighting off zombies, you’ll be battling grammar police who are out to correct your spelling mistakes! But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a giant library made entirely out of enchanted books? Well, now you can! So come join us on this wild adventure and let’s turn the page on boring Minecraft servers together!

RetroCraft: Where Dial-Up is Ancient History!

Ancient, bygone habits, DialUp, disappearing customs, disappearing fads, disappearing traditions, discontinued products, forgotten practices, forgotten toys, History, obsolete technology, obsolete trends, old-fashioned styles, old-school items, once-common objects, outdated fashion, outdated trends, past popular items, rare collectibles, rare memorabilia, RetroCraft, uncommon relics, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	78	Void Gems Collected:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Remember when everyone used to play Minecraft on those basic servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, those days are long gone, my friend! Step into the future with our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you valuable life advice (trust us, he’s a wise old bird). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So why waste your time on those outdated servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Come join us and let the madness begin!

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

arms sales, China, China-Taiwan relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, Government, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military intervention, Minecraft, opposition, political tension, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, U.S, united states, Withdrawal

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	194621

so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss!

LegitCraft: Ukraine’s Call, Not Putin’s

Autonomy, Call, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, LegitCraft, legitimacy, national identity, Politics, presidential power, putin, Putins, self-determination, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Ukraines, world affairs, Zelenskiy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1270	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Votes:	9016
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.

BlockbusterBlunders

Analysis, BlockbusterBlunders, Characters, critical thinking, deep dive, favorite book, favorite movie, hidden meaning, Insight, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, Message, missed the point, misunderstanding, Overlooked, perspective, Plot, reevaluation, Reflection, storytelling, Themes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	291
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

so, like, imagine if you could enter your fave book or movie but in MINECRAFT form. like, you could be chilling in hogwarts with steve from minecraft or fighting zombies with spiderman. this server is like a portal to all your fave stories but with a twist – everything is made out of blocks and you gotta mine for resources to survive. trust me, you’ve never experienced harry potter or avengers like this before. join now and let the madness begin!

CBNcraft: Sleepytime Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like taking a small dose of cannabinol and entering a whole new world of adventure and fun!

our server is so lit that it will reduce all ur nighttime awakenings and sleep disturbances cuz u won’t be able to stop playing! it’s like a placebo-controlled investigation into the effects of pure awesomeness on ur gaming experience.

come join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs like never before. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

ZillaSMP: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with more cannons and brews!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics
ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features:

Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information:

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

How to Join:

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

FAQ:

1. Is ZillaSMP a modded server?

No, ZillaSMP does not require any mods to join. It is a vanilla Minecraft server with custom features and mechanics.

2. How do I choose a role in ZillaSMP?

Players are free to choose their own roles on ZillaSMP, such as knight, pirate, viking, lord, or any other medieval-themed role. Roles can also be selected through in-game interactions and roleplay.

3. Can I form my own kingdom in ZillaSMP?

Yes, players are able to establish their own kingdoms within the game, complete with land claims, hierarchy, and other medieval elements. This allows for player-driven politics, conflict, and alliances.

4. Are there specific rules for naval warfare in ZillaSMP?

While there are guidelines for naval combat, such as the use of cannons on boats and strategic planning, players have the freedom to engage in naval warfare as they see fit. Just remember to follow the server’s rules and guidelines for fair play.

5. How can I join ZillaSMP?

To join ZillaSMP, simply join the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided in the ZillaSMP Info channel. From there, you can connect to the server and start your medieval roleplay adventure.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you questioning reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like “Where do you think they are today?” Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Are you ready to dive into a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky? Join now and let the madness begin!