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DestoryerMC

24/7, active player base., Bedwars, DestoryerMC, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, Server, Skywars

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Animals Bred:	153	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2935	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Our Server provide you best experience without any lag. Our server is 24/7 online with active player base. Destoryer MC have Bedwars Lifesteal and Skywars best thing about server is that it is not “PAY TO WIN” so you can play with out any worries that why it best server

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Hey kids, join CelestialCraft! We promise there won’t be any pigs flying, unless they’re mods!

Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, CelestialCraft, Challenges, Connect, Conquer, Cosmos, Create, custom events, flying, Grief Prevention, hey, Join, Kids, Legacy, Magic Carpets, Mature Community, Mods, Pigs, Player Shops, Promise, PvP, Rankup System, redstone engineer, smp, StarShards Currency, Survival, Theyre, Universe, Wont

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

CelestialCraft Server Overview:

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server. Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable PvP when they want to engage in duels.

Q: How can I earn StarShards currency?

A: StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent on unique items in the StarShards shop.

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: The server has a Grief Prevention system where players can claim land and customize their claims with advanced settings to keep their builds safe.

Q: Are there regular server-wide events?

A: Yes, there are weekly server-wide events designed to keep things exciting for players. Currently, there is a goal to collectively slay 13,000 monsters.

Q: How can I progress through ranks on the server?

A: Players can progress through ranks by playing on the server, unlocking exclusive perks at each rank, and eventually becoming a server legend.

Q: Is the server suitable for mature players?

A: Yes, the server is tailored for a mature audience, providing a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players.

Thirsty for Blocks Minecraft Server

alcohol, Beverages, blocks, bored, Boredom, cocktails, comma separated, craving, drink, Fun, Hangout, list, long tail, Minecraft, Party, Relax, Server, Socialize, tags, Thirsty, unwind, Want

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us for wild parties in the virtual world where you can drink all the virtual potions you want without any consequences. We’ve got virtual bars, virtual dance floors, and even virtual hangover cures!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Brawl, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win the coveted Diamond Sword of Destiny. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a Creeper while tipsy on virtual ale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Just remember to drink responsibly – even if it’s just virtual.

What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	273883

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CAR, children, company sale profit, credit cards, DEBT, decision, ex wife, family business, family dynamics, financial support, Household, husband, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, profit distribution, ProfitCraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SPENDING, student loans

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3646	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ores Mined:	1062
Animals Bred:	153	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Momma’s Taxi Service: Not for Dates

Boundaries, CAR, Dates.., DATING, disagreement, Driving, Events, family, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, License, mom, mommas, Nighttime, Parties, refusal, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, service, Sleep, Support, taxi

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3648	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4919	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of being your mom’s personal chauffeur? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of late-night drives to questionable dates! We offer a virtual world where you can build your own car and drive wherever you want, without any guilt trips from family members. Say goodbye to awkward drop-offs and hello to the freedom of exploring our wacky and wild server. So come on, hop in your pixelated ride and let’s hit the road to adventure!

TroubleTown Minecraft SMP

best place, getting in trouble, Minecraft, smp, Trouble, trouble areas, trouble dens, trouble destinations, trouble hangouts, trouble havens, trouble hideouts, trouble hotspots, trouble lairs, trouble locations, trouble magnets, trouble nests, trouble pits, trouble spots, trouble spots to avoid, trouble traps, trouble zones, trouble-prone areas, TroubleTown

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mines Excavated:	2389
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is the ultimate destination for troublemakers, rebels, and mischief-makers alike. We have a reputation for causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us if you want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant pink fluffy unicorn. Our community is full of master trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of players who are rumored to be able to summon Herobrine himself. If you dare to join us, you better be prepared for the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, in this world, trouble is not just encouraged – it’s mandatory.

ProudBodyPartMC

body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, physical appearance, ProudBodyPartMC, self appreciation, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	158	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulousness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your best assets! We don’t care if it’s your perfectly sculpted abs or your luscious locks, we want to see it all in all its blocky glory!

Join our server and be prepared to strut your stuff in style. We have regular fashion shows where players can show off their most fashionable pixelated outfits and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players can compete to be crowned the most beautiful block in all the land. Will you be the one to take home the coveted diamond-encrusted tiara?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner diva shine! Who knows, you might just become the most famous block in all of Minecraft!

Cybertruck Wars: Kadyrov vs. Musk

accusations, authoritarian leaders, Automotive Industry, conspiracy theories, controversy, cybersecurity, cybertruck, electric cars, electric vehicles, Government, Kadyrov, Musk, Politics, privacy concerns, remote disabling, russia, Russia-US relations, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Wars

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4481	Mines Excavated:	2925
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Votes:	7862	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Towns Built:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, russia’s kadyrov is accusing musk of, get this, REMOTELY DISABLING his cybertruck. like, what even is that?! u gotta come join our server to escape the drama and build ur own cybertruck in peace. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before musk comes after ur cybertruck too!

Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

affordable housing, affordable rent, city development, city planning, Fun, housing affordability, housing affordability measures, housing affordability solutions, housing crisis, housing market, housing policy, land-use regulations, lower rents, policy, real estate, regulations, Relief, Rent, switzerland, upzoning, Urban planning, Zoning, zoning laws, Zürich

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!