New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • CarCraftCashCow

    CarCraftCashCow
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 6809
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 434 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Picture this: you’re cruising along in your virtual car, jamming out to some tunes on the radio, when suddenly BAM! You crash into a semi truck and the airbags deploy. But don’t worry, because on our server, the only thing that gets smushed is the front bumper of your car. And guess what? You have to pay $5000 for the repairs! Talk about a lesson in responsibility, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with fast food restaurants where you can work to earn virtual money to pay for those crazy car repairs. Who knew flipping virtual burgers could be so lucrative?

    So come join us on our server for a hilarious and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NightmareCraft

    NightmareCraft
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 6802
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures that will keep you up all night long (literally)!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you. But don’t worry, our server has custom mobs that will keep you on your toes and make every mining trip a thrilling experience.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a giant llama with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to epic Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpyKids Minecraft Server

    SpyKids Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 7852
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, this server is so lit that even russian spies wanna join! imagine being a spy kid and finding out ur russian on a plane ride to moscow! that’s the kind of wild ride u can expect on this server. join us and uncover ur true identity while building epic creations and battling mobs. who knows, u might even discover ur long lost twin who’s also a spy. don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 5766
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9424 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2148 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL FAIRYLAND WHERE DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES AND PIGS FLY!

    WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bookworms & Boners Server

    Bookworms & Boners Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 1265
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 118
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Crops Grown: 4347
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Villages Defended: 13
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, this server is the place for u!

    we got flying sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

    if u join our server, u can ride a unicorn into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with nothing but a carrot.

    plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is always arguing about who has the best pet rock.

    so, if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Elite Anarchy [1.21]

    Elite Anarchy [1.21]
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 656
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dive into a world of chaos and freedom where there are no rules, no boundaries, and no limits—except one: No Cheating. Our server is the perfect playground for those who crave the thrill of survival, creativity, and unfiltered anarchy. Whether you’re looking to build monumental structures, form alliances, or wage epic battles, Elite Anarchy offers the perfect canvas for your adventures.

    Join a vibrant community of players where trust is earned, alliances are fragile, and betrayal is always a possibility. With a commitment to providing a fair and cheat-free environment, you can rest assured that your hard-earned accomplishments are respected and preserved.

    play.eliteanarchy.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ๐Ÿ•๏ธ SMP where every block is VIP pass ๐Ÿ•๏ธ No squares allowed! Join THE CLUB now! ๐Ÿ•๏ธ

    ๐Ÿ•๏ธ SMP where every block is VIP pass ๐Ÿ•๏ธ No squares allowed! Join THE CLUB now! ๐Ÿ•๏ธ
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 9326
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    ABOUT US

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

    HARDWARE & SETUP

    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Platform Fabric 1.21
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 10GB (32 Total)

    MODS & TWEAKS

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features.

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

    • Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
    • Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
    • ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
    • Mobs & Players Drop Heads
    • Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
    • Accelerated Leaf Decay
    • Minecarts now run 4x faster
    • Online Webmap

    APPLICATION

    Join our Discord Server here!

    Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

    Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

    Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

    Step 4: Short Interview

    Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineBrit Minecraft Server

    MineBrit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 8863
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VividCoomer in Minecraft SMP

    VividCoomer in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 2057
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Chimeras Created: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 443 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, where your mental imagery will come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways.

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows ride pigs, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our players have created insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry minions to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, insanity, and cooming to your imagination, then join our server today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DogCraft: Keepin’ Fido Forever

    DogCraft: Keepin’ Fido Forever
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 3900
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Star Shards Collected: 291

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with a high-energy, destructive, mixed breed mutt who thinks he’s a wrecking ball? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to train a virtual dog who constantly knocks down players, jumps on them, and scratches them. Watch as he chews on everything in sight, from virtual toys to Xbox controllers and even the virtual deck and furniture. But don’t worry, our stimulating virtual toys and sniffer treats will surely keep him entertained…or will they?

    With a virtual yard that’s not fenced, you can witness firsthand the chaos as he digs holes into virtual foundations and tries to destroy the virtual neighbor’s fence. Will you be able to fill in the virtual holes before it’s too late?

    Join now and experience the guilt of giving up on a virtual dog that you took in as your virtual responsibility. Will you choose the dog over your virtual husband’s happiness and financial stability? It’s a virtual dilemma like no other!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to handle this virtual mutt madness. Who needs reality when you can have all this virtual chaos at your fingertips?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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