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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8215 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
anyways, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise not to spy on you through your phone camera. we’re not that creepy. we’re just a bunch of weirdos who love building stuff and blowing it up for fun.
join us if you’re into crazy adventures, like that time we built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano. it was lit, literally.
or maybe you’re more into trolling other players. we once convinced someone that diamonds were actually made of cheese and they spent hours trying to mine them with a pickaxe made of crackers. good times.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us. just don’t forget to cover up your phone camera, you never know who might be watching.