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BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Void Gems Collected:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

Frieren’s Funhouse: Where Minecraft meets Mushoku Tensei on a budget!

Adventure, Anime, Budget, Characters, comparison, Fandom, FANTASY, frieren, Frierens, funhouse, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, meets, Minecraft, Mushoku, Mushoku tensei, Otaku, poor man’s, Reincarnation, series, SIMILAR, storytelling, Tensei, Web Novel, world-building

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like the poor man’s version of Mushoku Tensei? Look no further, because our server is just like that, but with blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can mine, build, and fight your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant monster and chased them around the map! It was hilarious, and everyone had a good laugh watching the chaos unfold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Mushoku Tensei when you can have frieren?

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Votes:	4632
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Animals Bred:	133	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mines Excavated:	3291	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mines Excavated:	4784
Dragon Eggs Found:	4952	Animals Bred:	69
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Emeralds Found:	2180	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	3216	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!