Signor taklacı Minecraft Servers

Signor taklacı Minecraft Servers

  • Vaginal Births R Us

    Vaginal Births R Us
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 3158
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 70 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

    u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

    and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

    so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WorksAsIntended

    WorksAsIntended
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 931
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Enchantments Applied: 293
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP 150.136.8.41
    Current Version Beta 1.6
    World Started Infdev 20100327
    Proxy Betacraft proxy used
    Java Arguments Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
    Rules No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
    Server Maintenance Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
    Updates Weekly updates decided by vote
    Server Versions Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
    Discord https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Are there any rules on the server?

    There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

    2. How often are updates released?

    Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

    3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

    The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

    Ethereal Haven 1.20.5
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 7006
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 221
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

    We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

    You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

    So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KingdomofScares

    KingdomofScares
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 9312
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Animals Bred: 36
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 684873
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

    NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 7030
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5623 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 8298
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DopamineCraft

    DopamineCraft
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 5069
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a dopamine rush like no other? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual dopamine factory, pumping out good vibes and excitement 24/7.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.

    So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPope’s AI Adventure

    PixelPope’s AI Adventure
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 7688
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Villages Defended: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol ok so like, this server is like the vatican but in minecraft??? like, we got priests and stuff but instead of praying we mine for diamonds and build epic castles.

    ai is like, totally evil on this server man. like, the vatican said it has a ‘shadow of evil’ so we gotta keep a close eye on it. but don’t worry, our mods are on it and will make sure the ai doesn’t take over the server and turn us all into zombies or something.

    join us for some holy minecraft fun and help us fight off the evil ai with your pickaxe and sword. plus, we have the best communion bread in all of minecraft, so you don’t wanna miss out on that. come join our crazy vatican minecraft server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Painful Pixel Pals

    Painful Pixel Pals
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 6679
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how minecraft servers can be, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the wildest ride of ur life. u wanna know why? cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.

    u ever heard of cancer drugs? well, on this server, we got cancer drugs that give u superpowers. yeah, u heard me right. take some of these drugs and u’ll be flying around the map like a superhero. but be careful, cuz some of these drugs might give u chronic peripheral nerve pain. but hey, it’s a small price to pay for superpowers, amirite?

    we got platinum based drugs, taxanes, and lung cancer drugs that’ll have u feeling like ur on top of the world. just make sure u don’t overdose, cuz things can get a little…weird. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    so come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable ride of ur life. who knows what’ll happen next? maybe u’ll become a superhero, or maybe u’ll just end up with chronic nerve pain. either way, it’s gonna be a wild time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Snake Bite Sanctuary 1.21.4

    Snake Bite Sanctuary 1.21.4
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 6537
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about snake bites!

    We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler!

    With crazy builds, insane minigames, and more memes than you can shake a stick at, you’ll be wondering why you ever wasted your time anywhere else!

    So come on down and join the party – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion, because things are about to get wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBlowjobBlues

    BlockyBlowjobBlues
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 3248
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and crazy fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with giant flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is like no other, with secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow-colored llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Zombie vs. Villager Dance-off” where players compete for the title of best dancer in the Minecraft world. And don’t forget about our legendary “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players search far and wide for the elusive egg to win amazing prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and chaos begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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