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CraftyCookingWifeNoob

Chores, Communication, compromise, Cooking, cooking together, CraftyCookingWifeNoob, division of labor, Expectations, household duties, household responsibilities, kitchen help, learning, marital issues, Marriage, meal preparation, patience, picky eater, quality time, relationships, Tantrum, teamwork

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1387
Holy Grails Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Looking for a place to escape your real-life drama and join a community where cooking tantrums are a thing of the past? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of a spouse who can’t even boil water without throwing a fit. On our server, everyone pitches in to create delicious virtual meals together – no tantrums allowed!

Imagine a world where you can grill chicken in peace, without worrying about your partner refusing to put away the spices. Our server is a place where teamwork in the kitchen is celebrated, not met with complaints.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to real-life kitchen nightmares and hello to a virtual world where everyone helps out – even if they’re just pixels on a screen!

DateRedFlagsMC SMP

advice, DateRedFlagsMC, Dates.., DATING, deal breakers, guys, red flag advice, red flag alarms, red flag alerts, red flag behavior, red flag indicators, red flag mistakes, red flag signals, red flag signs, red flag tips, red flag warnings, red flags, reddit, relationships, smp, warning signs

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience dates with creepers that explode in your face, skeletons shooting arrows of love at you, and zombies trying to steal your heart (literally). Red flags on dates? How about when your date turns out to be a disguised Enderman looking for a new block to add to their collection!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with quirky characters like a villager who thinks they’re a llama, a wandering trader who only trades in rotten flesh, and a witch who brews love potions that always backfire.

So come join us for a date night like no other, where the only thing you’ll be swiping right on is your trusty diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

BlockyBossRequests

absurd tasks, bizarre work requests, BlockyBossRequests, crazy boss stories, funny boss stories, odd boss demands, outrageous job tasks, ridiculous boss requests, silly boss requests, strange work instructions, unreasonable demands, unusual work tasks, weird work assignments, workplace humor

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Magic Items Found:	5868	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of your boss asking you to do ridiculous things like filing paperwork in alphabetical order or making coffee with your eyes closed? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your boss’s crazy demands again. Here, you can build a giant statue of your boss out of diamonds and watch it get blown up by a creeper for your own personal satisfaction. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you turn your boss into a zombie pigman every time they try to boss you around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to ridiculous boss requests forever!

NukeCraft: China’s Sinkin’ Submarine

China, Chinas, chinese military, CNN Politics, defense news, geopolitical tensions, global defense., international relations, maritime incidents, military capabilities, Military developments, military technology, naval accidents, naval warfare, nuclear submarines, nuclear-powered submarine, nukecraft, security concerns, Sinkin, South China Sea, submarine, submarine sinking, underwater warfare, US official

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	325156	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

lol imagine if that submarine was in minecraft! well guess what, on our server, you can build your own nuclear-powered submarine and watch it sink to the depths of the ocean in epic fashion! join us for the most explosive underwater adventures you’ll ever experience, just don’t forget your scuba gear!

we’ve got a secret underwater city where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, and you can join in on their wild parties and quests for hidden treasure. but beware, the kraken might just decide to crash the party and wreak havoc on everything in sight!

if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of exploring the mysterious underwater caves filled with rare ores and deadly creatures. just remember to bring your trusty pickaxe and some enchanted armor, because you never know what dangers lurk in the dark depths below.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wildest underwater adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy underwater world.

Fishy Minds Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, eating fish, fish consumption, fishy, healthy aging, healthy diet, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, Minds.., Minecraft, neuroprotective, nutrition, omega-3 fatty acids, reduced risk, seafood, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Underground Cities Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where eating fish will make u smarter than a super genius with a PhD in rocket science!!! 🚀🐟 our players who chow down on fishies have been known to outsmart even the most devious creepers and build the most mind-blowing structures in the game! 🏗️🐠

we’ve got fishy feasts galore, with underwater buffets filled with all the fish u can eat to level up ur brain power to infinity and beyond! 🧠🚀 plus, our fish-filled world is teeming with hidden treasures and secret underwater caves just waiting to be explored by ur newly enhanced cognitive abilities! 🕵️‍♂️🐟

so come on over to our server and join the school of fish-loving players who are taking over the minecraft universe, one brain-boosting bite at a time! 🐟🎮 #FishAreFriendsAndBrainFood #JoinUsAndBeAMinecraftGenius

Intentional Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, disbelief, doubt, doubtful, dubious, Intentional, Minecraft, Mysterious, Questionable, refusal, Server, skeptical, skepticism, suspicious, suspicious behavior, suspicious circumstances, Suspiciously, suspiciously convenient, theory, Uncertain, unexplained, unresolved

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to step foot on it! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “There’s no fuckin way this is real!” But oh, it is real, my friend. It is real. So grab your diamond sword and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

212, Cadets, computer cooling, computer cooling system, cooling innovation, cooling system, cooling system innovation, cooling technology, cooling technology since 2011, CPU Cooler, cpu cooling, CPU cooling innovation, CPU cooling since 2011, CPU cooling system, CPU cooling technology, Minecraft, personal cooling, personal cooling innovation, personal cooling since 2011, personal cooling system, personal cooling system since 2011, personal cooling technology, smp, Space

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Enchantments Applied:	240	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve been cooling CPUs since 2011! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was actually founded by a group of penguins who were tired of the heat in Antarctica and decided to start a Minecraft community to chill out. And let me tell you, these penguins know a thing or two about keeping things cool.

Not only will you get to play with these cool penguins, but we also have a secret underground ice cave where you can mine for diamonds while sipping on frozen margaritas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a volcano filled with lava and diamonds. It’s a real blast!

So come join our server and experience the coolest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, it’s nothing personnel, kid.

RingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disappointment, engagement ring, Expectations, family, hinting, long term relationship, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Proposal, Ringcraft, self-care, Self-expression, Server, tradition, wedding ring

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of waiting for your partner to finally get you an engagement ring? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to wait a year for a ring – in fact, we’ll give you a virtual engagement ring as soon as you join!

Join our server and experience the thrill of finding the perfect engagement ring for yourself, just like our player who took matters into her own hands. Who needs a partner to pick out a ring when you can do it yourself and avoid all the drama?

Plus, on our server, you can even design your own wedding ring to match your new engagement ring! No more waiting around for someone else to make decisions for you – take control of your virtual love life on our server.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to waiting for a ring that may never come. Who needs a real engagement ring when you can have a virtual one on our Minecraft server?

CraftySibs: NoRef4Alc

alcohol abuse, Alcoholic, bridges burned, CraftySibs, employment, family, family dynamics, financial support, half-sibling, Honesty, Integrity, Job Termination, Liability, military background, moral dilemma, NoRef4Alc, police department, Recommendation, reference, relationship, Strain, tough decision

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family? Look no further! Join our server where half-brothers with a history of alcohol abuse and job terminations are welcome!

Need references for a major metropolitan police department? We got you covered! Just ask your family members, even if they think you’re a liability.

Join now and experience the drama, the tension, and the strained relationships that only our server can provide. Who needs a glowing recommendation when you can have a chaotic adventure instead? So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

MemoryLaneMC SMP

backyard adventures, carefree days, Cherished moments, childhood dreams, childhood friendships, childhood fun, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood laughter, childhood magic, childhood mischief, childhood nostalgia, childhood treasures, childhood wonder, family vacations, favorite childhood memory, growing up, happy times, innocent joy, MemoryLaneMC, playing with friends, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1125
Potions Brewed:	28	Dimension Hops:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Remember that time you built your first dirt house in Minecraft and thought you were the king of the world? Well, imagine that feeling times a million on our server! Join us for the most epic Minecraft SMP experience of your life, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts with real-life treasure (okay, maybe not real-life treasure, but still pretty cool), and even a secret underground club where the Endermen like to party.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe and make memories that will last a lifetime. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!