Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

anger, arrogance, BETRAYAL, business deal, Disrespect, Frustration, fuck you, Greed, Hindu gods, John, million dollars, Négotiation, patel, Patels, refusal, Shenanigans, Shiva, sign the deal, smp, stubbornness, Ultimatum, Vishnu, wealth

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

NoFamInvites4U

defending family, extended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, NoFamInvites4U, parenting, sibling rivalry

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Crops Grown:	2113	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat all players like the precious gems they are, unlike OP’s extended family treating Jamie like a cubic zirconia! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you won’t be judged for sneezing too loudly or having too much fun.

Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family dynamics, just like Jamie found solace with OP. We promise not to compare you to a quieter, neater sibling or scold you for getting messy. Instead, we encourage you to run around, get dirty, and make all the noise and messes you want!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you’ll find the support and love that OP showed Jamie. And remember, on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough, not the bratty little shit that OP’s family made Jamie out to be. See you in the game!

HRnightmare Minecraft SMP

challenging coworker, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, difficult colleague, difficult manager, difficult personalities, employee relations, HR, HRnightmare, human Resources, interpersonal skills., Minecraft, negative experience, office drama, professional relationships, smp, team dynamics, toxic behavior, toxic workplace, work environment, workplace challenges, workplace conflict, worst person

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Emeralds Found:	8217
Ores Mined:	2602	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the evil HR manager who once turned a staff meeting into a battle royale! Our server is a safe haven where you can mine, build, and fight off creepers without the fear of being called into a dreaded performance review. Plus, rumor has it that the HR manager is actually a secret Ender Dragon in disguise, so join us and help us defeat this monstrous foe once and for all!

BlockyLove: No Diamonds until Marriage

ABSTINENCE, abstinence only, BlockyLove, comprehensive sex education, Contraception, diamonds, education system, falsehoods, ignorance, Marriage, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, reproductive health, reproductive rights, sex education, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality, STDs, teen pregnancy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring, old-fashioned Minecraft servers that teach you nothing but abstinence from fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to bust all those myths and give you the wildest gaming experience of your life!

Join our server and say goodbye to the falsehoods of abstinence-only education. Instead, learn the true facts of Minecraft survival, like how to tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot and a stick, or how to build a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft master. Who needs abstinence when you can have an epic adventure like this? Join now and let the craziness begin!

UkraineDefenseMC Server

biden, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defence, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, global security, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, national security, Peacekeeping, political speeches, Server, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, UN, united nations, valedictory speech, world leaders

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Emeralds Found:	2747
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz biden said so at the UN!!! he was like “we cannot grow weary” so you know it’s gonna be lit af! defend ukraine with us and build epic bases to protect against the evil mobs! biden approves this message, so what are you waiting for?? come join the fun and show those creepers who’s boss!

CraftyQueerKingdom

acceptance, civil rights, CraftyQueerKingdom, Diversity, equality for all, historic moment, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, King, landmark decision, law, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love wins, Marriage equality, progressive, progressive legislation, same-sex marriage, social change, Southeast Asia, thailand

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Towns Built:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Thailand’s King himself signin’ same-sex marriages into law in da game! We be da FIRST Southeast Asian country in da Minecraft world to recognize marriage equality, y’all! Come join us and be part of dis historic moment in blocky form. Build ur own rainbow castle with ur same-sex partner and live happily ever after in our virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so progressive and fabulous?! Join now and let’s make history together, one pixel at a time!

Whale Sound Adventures

Adventures, Sound, Whale

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where sperm whales rule the land! yep, you heard that right, these massive creatures are the bosses of the server and they have some juicy secrets to spill. ever wondered what they do in their free time? well, now you can find out!

watch as the sperm whales build underwater cities, ride dolphins like surfboards, and even have epic battles with giant squids. it’s a whale of a time, literally!

but that’s not all, we also have custom biomes filled with rainbow-colored trees, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wild and wacky world of sperm whales! it’s a whale-y good time, trust us.

Seraph’s Wild: Where the only thing more wild than the terrain is the players!

Active Staff, apply to join, Builders, commitment to Vanilla, custom advancements, Discord, Discord to Minecraft chat, enforced rules, Events, Fabric, java, mature audience, Minimal Lag, no land claiming, Players, proximity chat, rollback griefing, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Small Community, technical players, Terrain, voice chat, Wild, World Map

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	16+
Features	World Map! (click here) Proximity Chat/Voice Chat Discord to Minecraft Chat Small community Active staff Commitment to vanilla Enforced Rules No land claiming (Rollback griefing!) Minimal Lag Custom Advancements

Apply to join

You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple!

Discord https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by applying through our Discord server.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, the age requirement is 16 and above.
What type of players are welcome on the server?	All types of Minecraft players are welcome, from technical to builders.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom advancements for more challenges.
Is there a World Map available for the server?	Yes, you can access the World Map by clicking the provided link.

We hope to see you on the server soon! Good luck!

Nijisanji-Free Minecraft Server

Cecilia, Graduation, holoEN, Holostars, indie, Ironmouse, Live streaming, Luxiem, Minecraft, Nijisanji, NijisanjiFree, online content, phase, pikamee, pippa, Roberu, Server, streaming, tenma, virtual personality, virtual youtuber, vshojo, Vtuber

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of being out of the loop with all the latest VTuber and Minecraft server shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of VTuber ignorance! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about not knowing who the new HoloEN girls are, or missing out on the latest Nijisanji debuts.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to summon a virtual idol to help you mine diamonds and slay zombies. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve, now you’ll have VTubers by your side to guide you through the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate VTuber expert, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft!

CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5284	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

TallTunes Minecraft Server

active concert goer, aita, Atlanta, close to the stage, Concert, concert etiquette, first come first serve, floor space, Frustration, Justified, Masquerade-Heaven, Minecraft, opinion, pushing past, Server, shorter girls, standing room, Tall, TallTunes, UNCOMFORTABLE, Venue

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	237	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of dealing with rude concert-goers who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects personal space and virtual concerts are the new trend!

Imagine a world where you can build your own stage, invite your friends to a virtual concert, and never have to worry about someone stepping on your virtual heels. No more grunting with frustration, just pure virtual fun!

Don’t be stuck in a crowded venue with people who don’t know proper concert etiquette. Join our server and create your own concert experience where you are the star of the show. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual harmony!

So come on, join us and let’s rock out together in the virtual world where the only thing bumping into you is the beat of the music!

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