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Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

anger, arrogance, BETRAYAL, business deal, Disrespect, Frustration, fuck you, Greed, Hindu gods, John, million dollars, Négotiation, patel, Patels, refusal, Shenanigans, Shiva, sign the deal, smp, stubbornness, Ultimatum, Vishnu, wealth

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

NATOcraft: US Leadership Sinks

Approval Ratings, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Gallup, global leadership, global perception, government approval, international alliances, international organizations, international relations, leadership, NATO members, NATOcraft, political leadership, public opinion, sinks, survey results, transatlantic relations., united states, US Leadership, world affairs

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

lol this server is like a NATO meeting but way more fun cuz we don’t talk politics we talk MINECRAFT. join us and watch your approval rating soar like a creeper exploding in a village. forget about world leaders, come build your own empire with us. plus, our mods are cooler than any NATO member, trust me. come join the chaos and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Electric Muscle Pump Gym

#workout, Electric, electrical stimulation, electricity, enhanced performance, extra muscle, FITNESS, Gains, gym, innovation, Muscle, muscle building, muscle growth, muscle mass, muscle stimulator, muscle strength, non-invasive, portable, Pump, research, resistance training, strength, Technology, weight training

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like weight training on steroids, but without the nasty side effects, ya feel me? We got electricity up in here adding extra muscle and strength like nobody’s business. It’s like having a portable electric muscle stimulator strapped to you while you’re slayin’ mobs and building epic structures.

I heard this one dude joined the server and within a week, he was bench pressing diamond blocks like they were feathers. And don’t even get me started on the muscle mass gains, bro. People be lookin’ like Hulk after a few days on this server, it’s insane!

So come on, join us and level up your Minecraft game like never before. Who needs regular weight training when you can have electricity pumping up your muscles while you play? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the coolest community of players who are always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and let’s get swole together!

EmperiumMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Towns Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to EmperiumMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into a thrilling survival adventure on Minecraft 1.21, where challenges and creativity meet! EmperiumMC offers a player-focused survival experience, complete with custom biomes, exciting quests, and a friendly community. Build, explore, and conquer in a lag-free, well-maintained server designed for both seasoned players and newcomers. Enjoy enhanced gameplay with unique features like player shops, economy systems, and seasonal events. Whether you’re building a majestic base or braving the newest 1.21 mobs, EmperiumMC is your survival haven. Join us today and be part of a growing community that values teamwork, fun, and creativity! Your adventure starts here!

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PearSMP

Adventure, Bosses, Community, Competition, Custom Mobs, Custom terrain, custom weapons, Economy, Land Claim, Minecraft, PearSMP, play.pearsmp.cc, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1682
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to PearSMP!

Dive into a dynamic survival Minecraft experience like no other! Explore breathtaking custom terrain, claim your own land, and embark on thrilling quests. Master unique skills, craft powerful custom weapons, and take on formidable custom mobs and epic bosses. Whether you’re here for the adventure, the competition, or the community, there’s something for everyone.

Join Us Today: play.pearsmp.cc

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HappyCraft – OP for game coins Minecraft server

game coins, HappyCraft, Minecraft, op, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Go to the server and open the case for logging in

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Online SMP Semi-Anarchy Bedrock

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, bedrock, Chaos, creativity, danger, Empires, FEARLESS, freedom, gameplay, King, legendary builder, ONLINE, Raiders, Raiding, Raw, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, smp, Trust, ultimate rogue, Unfiltered, untamed lands, Wild

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to the Wild West of Minecraft Bedrock: Your New Favorite Anarchy Server!

IP	4.236.161.17
Port	19132

Are you ready to explore a world of endless chaos, creativity, and freedom? Our brand-new Bedrock Anarchy Server is live and waiting for fearless adventurers like you! With no restrictions on building, destroying, or raiding, this server is the ultimate playground for players who thrive on raw, unfiltered Minecraft gameplay.

The only rule? No hacking. We value a level playing field, so if you’re caught hacking, you’ll be permanently added to our ban list. Beyond that, it’s an open-world free-for-all where your skills, strategies, and cunning are the only limits.

Forge alliances, build empires, or go solo as the ultimate rogue. Whether you want to dominate the server with massive builds, set ingenious traps for your enemies, or just explore and survive, the choice is yours. Dive into a landscape where danger lurks around every corner and trust is a rare commodity.

Our server offers a fresh map, untamed lands, and countless opportunities for you to make your mark. Will you become a feared raider, a legendary builder, or the king of the wilds? There’s only one way to find out!

So grab your gear, bring your best strategies, and jump in. Your Bedrock adventure begins now. We can’t wait to see what chaos you bring to the table!

See you in the wild!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	The only rule is no hacking. Any players found hacking will be permanently banned.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can forge alliances with other players to build empires or go solo as a rogue.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, there are no restrictions on building, destroying, or raiding on the server.

MindCraft Nexus 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alternative Approach, Communication, confession, courage, Eat My Ass, fear, friendship, gut bacteria, gut-brain axis, Intimacy, mental health, Microbiome, mindcraft, Nexus, personal boundaries, Schizo, Self-expression, Support, taboo, tranner friend, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate gut-brain connection through our virtual world!

Who needs a tranner friend to eat your ass when you can have your gut bacteria thrive in our pixelated paradise?

Explore a new way to stimulate your microbiome without the awkward conversations or questionable requests.

Embark on a journey that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you didn’t join sooner.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a truly unique and slightly disturbing gaming experience. Join now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, court house wedding, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Family Events, family obligations., Family Support, Marriage, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, serial dater, Server, sibling relationships, sister, sister’s decisions, sister’s relationships, stranger marriage, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of your sister’s constant drama and questionable life choices? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we guarantee that none of our players will suddenly spring a surprise wedding on you. No more awkward family gatherings or last-minute requests to take time off work for a wedding you never signed up for.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you are in control. No more dealing with your sister’s chaotic love life, just peaceful mining and crafting to your heart’s content.

So say goodbye to unwanted wedding invitations and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

CraftyBreakupHouseFlipper

aita, anger, CraftyBreakupHouseFlipper, DEBT, Decision making, emotional turmoil, failed relationship, financial responsibility, financial struggle, household chores, Illness, job loss, LEAVING, legal matters, partner issues, property ownership, realtor, Recovery, relationship breakdown, Resentment, selling house

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and helping each other out! Just like in this wild story where one player thought they could slack off while their partner did all the work, only to end up getting left behind in the dust.

Join our server and experience the thrill of working together to build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and defeat the Ender Dragon. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a partner who actually pulls their weight and doesn’t order wine instead of helping out.

So come on, join us and let’s create a Minecraft world where everyone contributes and no one gets left behind…unless they deserve it! 😉

TVShowMiddleFinger Minecraft SMP

anger, Audience, Backlash, BETRAYAL, biggest middle finger, character death, controversial, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, Fans, Finale, Frustration, History, let down, Minecraft, plot twist, Shocking.., smp, television, tv shows, TVShowMiddleFinger, unexpected, Unsatisfying

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	324598	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have the craziest shenanigans going on, like one time we pranked the whole server by replacing all the diamonds with potatoes, it was epic! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether, it was wild!

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a llama riding a roller coaster made out of TNT, it’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome. And the best part is, we have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance battles to see who’s the best dancer on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s just pure chaos and fun, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free cookies for all new members, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!