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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4396 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!