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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1325 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7840 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
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