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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3077 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 224 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Potions Brewed: | 135 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.