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Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

best video games, dumb monkeys, hate human scum, hobby, Holy Bible, Humanity, incel, Minecraft, offline gaming, self improvement, Skyrim, Skyrim community, skyrim exploration, skyrim gameplay, skyrim mods, skyrim quests, Skyrim roleplaying, smp, society, team games, treacherous online games, try harder, turning back on humanity, turning back on society

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

Djeeta art, dlc, DP frame data debate, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, gbvsg, general, granblue, granblue fantasy versus, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, Playstation players, Resources, rooms, Sandalphon, smp, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Upcoming DLC, Vikala, Website

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	621935
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

3 a.m., action, Anime, awkward situation, comedy, Decision making, FANTASY, fate, Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel, feel, funny, Gaming, heaven’s, humor, japanese, late night, meme, Minecraft, night, Otaku, role playing, romance, senpai, Server, stay, Supernatural, visual novel, Your balls on my hand

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6432	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Farms Harvested:	376	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Star Shards Collected:	253	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4557
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	671
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	150	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!