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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2421 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!