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Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	139	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1518	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

assets, BUILD, Church, Communication, concerns, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, generations, inherit, Inheritance, Legacy, memorial fund, parents, Properties, PropertyCraft, Religion, Siblings, Support, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	232
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPantyPop

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crops Grown:	5001	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Potions Brewed:	72
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	1196

World of Elak

Version: java 1.20.1

Features:

Survival Gameplay	Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System	Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
Economy	Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons	Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing	Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes	Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server information in our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I create my own tribe?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
Are there any in-game events?	We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crops Grown:	9514	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY mythical creature your heart desires! Want to be a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Done. How about a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of flowers? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs to be a regular old Steve or Alex when you can be a magical being of epic proportions? So come on, join us and unleash your inner mythical creature!

DroNeRusCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Magic Items Found:	6796	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have africans building drones for russia but they think they’re in ukraine HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Teenage BFFs: The Key to Happiness

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mines Excavated:	3357
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just need some pals to build stuff with? well dis server is da place to be, cuz we got all da teenage friendships u need to keep u happy and satisfied in life.

our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?

so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.