sidesplitter Minecraft Servers

sidesplitter Minecraft Servers

  • Handwriting vs Typing: The Ultimate Showdown

    Handwriting vs Typing: The Ultimate Showdown
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 5113
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Enchantments Applied: 256
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how some peeps say hand writing notes is better than typing? well, this server is like the hand writing of minecraft servers. it’s like, so beneficial for ur learning, u won’t even believe it.

    u wanna know why? cuz when u join this server, ur brain cells will be like, “woah, this is some next level stuff.” u’ll be learning so much about building, crafting, and surviving in the minecraft world, u won’t even need to take notes.

    plus, the community on this server is like no other. peeps are so friendly and helpful, u’ll feel like u found ur minecraft family. and the best part? there’s always crazy events and challenges happening, so u’ll never get bored.

    so come join us on this epic adventure, where learning is fun and the fun never ends. ur brain will thank u, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Epic Craft Realms 1.20.2

    Epic Craft Realms 1.20.2
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 8484
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, if you don’t have a credit card, you must be living under a rock or something. Like, come on, it’s 2021, get with the times, bro. But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta have a credit card. Why, you ask? Well, because only the coolest, most baller players have credit cards, duh. It’s like a secret club for all the high rollers in the Minecraft world. So if you wanna be part of the elite crew, whip out that plastic and get ready to game with the big boys. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Life is crazy, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wife’s Dollhouse Server

    Wife’s Dollhouse Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 5163
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Votes: 1777
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a house full of trinkets? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen!

    Just like the guy who built a tiny house for his wife, we’re all about surprises and sneaky creations. Imagine the fun of secretly building something amazing for your fellow players, just like this guy did for his wife. And hey, who wouldn’t want a fancy shelf that’s definitely not a dollhouse? It’s all about the creativity and the laughs on our server.

    Plus, we’ve got family drama that puts soap operas to shame! From siblings arguing over dollhouses to nieces dropping hints like it’s nobody’s business, you’ll never be bored on our server. And don’t worry, we’ve got a good uncle who’s always looking out for the kids, even if it means causing a little chaos along the way.

    So come join us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and heartwarming Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself building a tiny house for someone special too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Rage Zone

    Pixelated Rage Zone
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 9363
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1877 Farms Harvested: 982
    Enchantments Applied: 238 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u scroll through ur social medias all day, right? well, turns out, it makes u super cranky! like, imagine being soooooo irritable that even a cute puppy video makes u wanna scream. but, hey, no worries! join our minecraft server and let all that pent-up anger out by building a giant lava pit to throw all ur problems into. trust me, u’ll feel so much better after unleashing ur inner rage on some unsuspecting creepers. plus, our server is filled with hilarious pranks and crazy challenges that will have u laughing so hard, u might just forget why u were mad in the first place. so come on, join us and let’s turn that frown upside down, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eternal Realm Quest 1.21.1

    Eternal Realm Quest 1.21.1
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 3500
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about Death Note, come join our Minecraft server! It’s like if Death Note was written by a potato and a unicorn on acid. The first part is like finding diamonds in a cave, full of surprises and twists. But then the second part hits you like a creeper explosion, leaving you like “what just happened?”

    Join us for some epic cat and mouse situations, but instead of L and Light, it’s you and other players trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. And don’t worry, our deaths are way cooler than Light’s stupid demise.

    So, if you’re tired of fast forwarding through life, come join us and experience a world where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense. Can I get a “lol” in the chat?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Boyfriends Allowed Minecraft Server

    No Boyfriends Allowed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 3580
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying step-siblings and their obnoxious partners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join our server and build a virtual world where you can banish anyone who annoys you with just a click of a button. No more awkward family dinners with loud and rude boyfriends crashing the party – on our server, you’re the boss!

    Create your own birthday celebration in Minecraft and invite only the people you actually want to spend time with. No more guilt trips from step-siblings or pressure to include their questionable partners. It’s your world, your rules!

    So come on over to our server and let off some steam in a world where you can control who gets to join your virtual birthday dinner. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GriefCraft Lessons: AITA Edition

    GriefCraft Lessons: AITA Edition
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 5006
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8114 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Void Armor Forged: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as my daughter’s Equestrian lessons? Look no further! Our server is like a well-trained horse, always ready to gallop into action.

    Just like how my daughter’s coach never misses a beat (except for that one time her husband died, but we don’t talk about that), our server is always up and running. And just like how my daughter gets make-up lessons for missed ones, we offer extra special events and rewards for our players.

    Join now and experience the thrill of riding through pixelated landscapes, just like my daughter rides through the arena. And don’t worry, our server won’t cancel on you like those pesky weather conditions – unless of course, a virtual storm hits, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So saddle up and join us for the ride of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RiddleCraft: What’s Your Fave?

    RiddleCraft: What’s Your Fave?
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 5916
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9299 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Emeralds Found: 5722 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Falling into the Void: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a riddle wrapped in an enigma, surrounded by a mystery! Join us if you want to unravel the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures made entirely out of cheese (yes, we have a cheese biome, don’t question it). Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding. So come on down and join us for a truly mind-bending Minecraft experience! Just don’t forget to bring your thinking cap and a healthy sense of humor, because things are about to get weird.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GreenlandCraft: Trumped Out!

    GreenlandCraft: Trumped Out!
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 6358
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Farms Harvested: 460
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Emeralds Found: 3038
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 New Chunks Explored: 613965

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    so like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing u up!

    oh and get this, our server is actually on a secret floating island in the sky! yeah, we had to battle a dragon just to claim it as our own. but don’t worry, the dragon is actually really chill and just hangs out with us now.

    also, did i mention we have a talking parrot who tells the best jokes? yeah, he’s a real comedian.

    so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! and remember, if anyone asks, just tell them “Mr. Trump, f— off” 😂🤣🤪

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Coyote Chow: Chicken, Pork, Rats, Oh My!

    Coyote Chow: Chicken, Pork, Rats, Oh My!
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 4864
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Potions Brewed: 43 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the coyotes are fed like kings with chicken and pork from human leftovers! they even feast on rats, gophers, and racoons but don’t worry, they don’t touch the cats! join now and witness the epic battle between the coyotes and the creepers, it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss! plus, our players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the map. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the wildest minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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