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CraftyMileiVPNoRacism

argentina, Backlash, controversy, CraftyMileiVPNoRacism, criticism, cultural sensitivity, disagreement, discrimination, Division, football chant, milei, political stance, Politics, public figure, racist, social media, Statement, Support, vice president, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	85	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

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GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Animals Bred:	198	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mines Excavated:	1988
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!