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Blocky Bully Bash: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Abuse, Bash, blocky, bully, bullying, Challenging, controversial content, CREEPERS, dark themes, emotional distress, female antagonists, immersive experience, intense gameplay, moral dilemmas, narrative driven, player choice, psychological horror, Revenge, sadistic women, Survival, Trauma, twisted storyline, video game, worries

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Secret Passages Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Votes:	1083
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a unique and twisted gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you can immerse yourself in a world where sadistic women rule the land and bully you into submission.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

agriculture, Animals, BROWN, brown animals, brown cows, cattle, color, Confused, Cows, CREEPERS, Farm, HERD, Livestock, madness, Mooshroom, Nature, perfectly red, perfectly red cows, prediction, Prophecy, prophecy dictates, red, red cows

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5635
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!

CraftyNikke’s LOL Mine #2110

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary, co-op, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Land Eater, Links, lol, new players, Optimization, PC, POPULARITY POLL, Special Recruit, Stream, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!

But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!

Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

Black, Black women, CraftyCelibates, Escape, friendzone, involuntary celibates, Jobless, live with parents, love for video games, Minecraft, never been approached, never had a boyfriend, no friends, shut-in, terminally online, Women

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

Lost in Blocks for Eons

Arrival, been here, blocks, continuous, DURATION, Enduring, eons, extended, extended period, extended stay, how long, Lasting, length, lingering, Lost, ongoing, Period, PERSISTENT, PRESENCE, Prolonged, Residence, stay, Time

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8742
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Oh, honey, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.

So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.

ChudCraft: Where the Thicc Childbearing Hips and Thighs Rule the Land!

beauty standards, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shape, body standards, childbearing, childbearing hips, ChudCraft, chuds, Cultural differences, culture, Diversity, fertility, Gender Roles, genetics, hips, Land, physical features, reproductive health, rule, societal norms, Stereotypes, thicc, thighs, women’s bodies

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have chuds with thicc childbearing hips and thighs galore, ready to take on any adventure with you. Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a chud or two! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	4891
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of virtual VTubers who are taking over the blocky world with their crazy antics!

From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who pranks unsuspecting players with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!

DragonLigma2: The Epic Minecraft Server Where He Boughted Dragons >:D

action, Adventure, boughted, dragon slayer, DragonLigma2, dragons, dragons ligma 2, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gtd, Heroes, ligma, Magic, Minecraft, mythical creatures, mythical world, Quest, role playing, Sequel, Server, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old dragons? Well, look no further because our server has dragons with ligma 2! That’s right, these dragons have ligma 2 and they’re not afraid to use it. Join now for the chance to battle these ligma-infested dragons and claim your rightful place as the Dragon Slayer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs like to get down and boogie. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional enderman. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Creeper Chaos

Alt-Right, Chaos, conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, creeper, Cultural preservation, current events, demographic change, far right, great replacement, Hate Speech, immigration, mass invasion, online forums, POL, Political Correctness, racism, social media, spics, white genocide, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	258
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they talk about is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! We don’t just build houses, we build entire civilizations and go on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so wild that even /pol/ doesn’t talk about the mass invasion of spics here! That’s right, we’re so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum can’t handle us. So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a spic, in which case, maybe stay away).

Blocky Ink Adventures – Splatoon-inspired Minecraft Fun!

Adventures, Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Fun, Gear, ink, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Splatooninspired, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in ink? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate splat-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for epic battles, crazy Splatfests, and more squid-tastic fun than you can shake a paint roller at!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where you can choose to be a Baby Chick, Li’l Bunny, or Bear Cub and battle it out in the ultimate showdown! Who will reign supreme? Only the squids will tell!

But that’s not all – we have the latest patch notes, gear catalogs, and weapon databases to keep you up to date on all things splat-tastic. Plus, our build analyzer will help you perfect your skills and dominate the competition like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and experience the ink-sanity for yourself! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your paintbrush and get ready to splat your way to victory!