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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1387 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 103 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.
plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!
so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!