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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1267 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they just don’t care and zombies doin’ the cha-cha slide.
One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. True story, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the DJs? Yeah, it’s lit.
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a hidden portal to a land where MacBeth was a C-section fatality. It’s a wild ride, my friend.
