Pixelated Console Wars: Sony & Microsoft RIP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5100	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams!

Join us as we embark on a quest to resurrect the legendary Sega Bros, who will rise from the ashes like phoenixes and bring chaos and mayhem to the world of Minecraft. Imagine riding on the back of Sonic himself, speeding through pixelated landscapes and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Creeper whisperers, who have mastered the art of taming these explosive creatures and turning them into loyal companions. Watch as they perform synchronized explosions that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Sega Bros!

DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

Ambassador, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, great matches, heel turn, house of cucks, LAUGHING, over faces, spooky, STOP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchantments Applied:	129
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become the ambassador of the blocky world, showing off your great matches and skills to all who dare to challenge you.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret faction called the House of Cucks, where we turn our players into spooky and mysterious beings that will leave your enemies shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem that only our server can offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Warped Vanilla SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our jokes!

application, bonds, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, instagram, jokes, long run., Minigames, playstyles, Respect, rules, Server, server reset, smp, stable environment, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server! The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

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Link	Description
Discord Invite	Join our Discord server
Instagram Account	Check out our screenshot gallery

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Vanilla experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.

Community

We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.

Respect

We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

CraftyMossad: Where Spies and Blocks Collide!

accusations, activities, American, armaments industry, blocks, China, collide, computing applications, counter-intelligence, CraftyMossad, Espionage, foreign affairs, Gathering, House Judiciary, industrial espionage, Israel, military systems, proprietary information, Secrets, SELLING, SPIES, Technology, united states, Unrivaled

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Animals Bred:	44	Chimeras Created:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as Israel’s espionage program? Look no further! Our server is so top secret, even the US government can’t keep up! Join us and gather all the proprietary information you can handle, from military systems to advanced computing applications. We promise, our collection activities are unrivaled – just like Israel’s! Who needs China when you can sell US military technology and secrets on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make America wonder, “are you ok?”

Blocky Underdogs: Can They Craft the Upset?

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1883	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, or if you want to explore a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery.

But wait, that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player so skilled that he once defeated an entire army of creepers armed only with a wooden sword. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes and tame a dragon with just a pat on the head.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to pull off the upset of the century!

🦞 The SHADIEST Survival Server Around! Weekly Lobster Pot Challenges, Custom Gear, and NO Reset Shenanigans! 1.20+ Java+Bedrock 🌞

2024.., Aaron, active community, Angler, Benefits, Challenges, classic gameplay, Crafting, cross-platform, Custom, Economy, Event, Features, Feedback, Gear, Gear Merchant, Immersive, Javabedrock, Lobster, Pot, Purchases, Quests, Reset, Server, SHADIEST, Shenanigans, Shops, smp, social media, Staff Team, Survival, survival server, Updates, Website, WEEKLY

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord

About

Shaded is a top SMP survival server with a friendly community and a range of features and benefits for players.

Features

NEW! Lobster Pots
Land claiming and grief prevention
Custom gear at Gear Merchant
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks
Quests, events, and challenges

Cross-Platform

Shaded supports both Java and Bedrock players, with regular updates and a dedicated staff team.

Join Us

Experience Shaded by joining the server with the IP address: play.shaded.gg

Stay Connected

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Shaded, simply enter the IP address play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client.

Is the server cross-platform?

Yes, Shaded supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Are there regular updates on the server?

Yes, Shaded is updated regularly with new features and improvements.

How can I protect my creations on the server?

Shaded offers land claiming and grief prevention to protect your buildings and belongings.

Are there ways to earn money and trade on the server?

Yes, Shaded has an economy system, shops, and auctions for players to trade and earn money.

FrozenFools: Snowglobe Shenanigans #227

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we bring you the most epic and outrageous events you’ve ever seen! Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event, where you’ll embark on a journey like no other, facing wave defenses, protecting escort targets, and capturing units in a battle for survival.

But that’s not all! We’ve got banners featuring badass weapons like the Uninvited Adieu SMG and the Abyssal Light pistol. And don’t forget about our new outfits, including the interactive scene where Enya will cure all your Minecraft woes with a tender kiss!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Star Master of the Minecraft world!

Crafty Cash Cows – Where FLC Makes You Minecraft Millionaires!

Anon, biggest things ever, Biz, Cash, Cows, Crafty, Entrepreneurship, financial freedom, financial independence, FLC, GONNA make it, investment opportunities, jannies, Legit, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Millionaires, Minecraft, money mindset, passive income, Poor, Scared, success, wagie, Wealth Creation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Towns Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of jannies trying to keep you down and broke? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace the hustle and encourage you to make that sweet, sweet cash money!

One /biz/ anon on our server has become a legend for making one of the biggest virtual empires ever seen. And if they can do it, so can you! Join us and start your journey to financial freedom today. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being a wagie forever and hello to a life of luxury and success on our server. Join now and start making those virtual stacks!

The Imperfectum SMP: Where Villagers are Always Getting Lost and the Creepers Just Want a Hug!

Application Process, authentic, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Discord-based, downvotes, Exploration, Explore, gaming experience, Hug, Imperfectum, INCLUSIVE, Lag, landscapes, Lost, Moderators, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, suggestion channel, Survival, Transparent, upvotes, villagers, Welcoming

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Perfectum SMP Overview

Features	Description
Dedicated Team	A team of moderators ensuring a seamless gaming experience.
Server Seed	A stunning seed selected for its landscapes and exploration potential.
Application Process	Discord-based application process for quick access.
Suggestion Channel	Channel with upvotes and downvotes to make sure every voice is heard.
Community	Friendly and inclusive community.
Datapacks	Unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements.
Events	Regularly planned in-game and external events to keep the community vibrant.
BlueMap Integration	Detailed server map with BlueMap integration.
Community Size	Thriving community of over 250 members.

If you’re interested in joining our community, visit our Discord Server or our Server Website for more information.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP server?

A: You can join by following the Discord-based application process on our Discord Server.

Q: What kind of events are regularly planned on the server?

A: We plan both in-game events like build competitions and external events like movie nights to keep the community engaged.

Q: Are there any special gameplay features on the server?

A: Yes, we have unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements to enhance gameplay.

Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?

A: You can use our suggestion channel on Discord, where players can upvote and downvote suggestions to ensure every voice is heard.

Lesbian Femcel Frenzy: Where Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!

Attention, Characters, controversial, Dark, ending, family, FEMCEL, fetish, Frenzy, Fun, Girls, hot women, idea.., Lesbian, love, Needs, Protection, rape, shame, taboo, Trauma, Twisted, Wanna, Watamote

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	711	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride like no other.

Picture this: Tomoko from Watamote gets transported into the Minecraft world and meets a mysterious dude who sweeps her off her feet. But wait, there’s a twist – he’s a creeper in disguise! Tomoko finds herself in a love triangle with the creeper and a zombie villager, leading to hilarious and chaotic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry wolves or stumbling upon a hidden village of talking chickens. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

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