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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3191 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5311 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4877 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
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