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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8818 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 133 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Votes: | 5227 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!