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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 910 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 171 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters made out of diamonds, and a pet zombie named Bob who loves to give hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now and let the insanity begin!