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Crafty Crap Shack

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Votes:	1345	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Tired of cringe shonen anime? Join our Minecraft server where the only cringe you’ll experience is when you accidentally walk into a cactus! Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are too scared to explode. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll gain the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to cringey anime and hello to epic adventures!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Items Found:	1688
Animals Bred:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Crops Grown:	9527	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	109	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Potions Brewed:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6789
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	264	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old English names for everything? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wacky that even the anime and manga characters use German names! That’s right, you’ll be mining with Hans and crafting with Helga in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.

Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!