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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4813 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4323 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground base where we worship a giant chicken named Cluckington.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the lava pit.