shorty bluejova Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HololiveCraft: Where ReGloss and Hololive collide in epic blocky adventures!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mines Excavated:	3614
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just plays the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks are always dancing! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!

Shamans and Sheep: A Minecraft RPG Adventure

Abilities, Adventure, Character, Class, Elemental, FANTASY, gameplay, Healer, Magic, magic user, Minecraft, mystical, Nature, Quest, role playing, role-playing game, RPG, Shaman, shamans, Sheep, Spells, SPIRITUAL, Tribal, video game

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old classes? Well, look no further because our server has RPGs with the shaman class! Join us and harness the power of nature to summon chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or turn your enemies into adorable bunnies that can’t stop dancing.

But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

Brazilian Booty Busters Minecraft Server

BOOTY, Brazil, Brazilian, Busters, butt fucked, commie president, Corruption, cucks, Economy, Government, illiterate, Incompetence, inflation, Latin America, Minecraft, MONEY, Politics, POVERTY, scandal, Server, socialism, south america, SPENDING, Tanking

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	162	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
New Chunks Explored:	248409	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

Crafty Tranny Denial: Where RPGs and Minecraft collide in hilarious fashion!

acceptance, armor, collide, Community, coping, Crafty, denial, discrimination, FANTASY, fashion, Female Characters, Gaming, Gender Roles, hilarious, Identity, LGBTQ, Minecraft, representation, role playing, rpgs, sexism, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, tranny, Transgender

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Star Shards Collected:	281

Are you tired of dealing with repressed trannies in your RPG games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to be themselves, whether that’s a warrior princess or a dragon-slaying unicorn. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our armor is so fabulous that even the most attention-seeking booty won’t distract you from your quest. So come on, join us and let your inner tranny shine!

Blocky Brains – Where creativity meets questionable diagnoses!

autism, behavioral therapy, blocky, Brains, cognitive development., communication difficulties, creativity, developmental delay, diagnoses, Diagnosis, diagnostic criteria, early intervention, early signs, genetic testing, meets, motor skills, neurodevelopmental disorder, Questionable, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, sensory sensitivities, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, special education, speech delay

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Magic Items Found:	1751

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.

So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!

Crafty Queers: Have You Ever Been a Fag? Server

acceptance, bullying, Crafty, discrimination, equality, fag, Hate Speech, have you ever been a fag, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, Marginalized, prejudice, queers, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Star Shards Collected:	244	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of being a total fag on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a fag is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! We have rainbow sheep, unicorn pigs, and even a special dance floor where you can show off your faggy moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.

So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!

MapleCraft: Sorry for the Creeper, Eh?

American music, Canadian perspective, country music, creeper, cross-cultural communication, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, famous tunes, global recognition, iconic songs, international appeal, international fame, MapleCraft, music appreciation, music diversity, music knowledge, music trivia, popular songs, Talking to Canadians, The Devil Went Down to Georgia

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	254	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	794	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Canadians don’t know The Devil Went Down to Georgia! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while jamming out to some country classics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to fiddle contests for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to out-fiddle the devil on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

AnimeTubersCraft: Where We Post VTubers Who Pretend to Be Anime Children on the Internet!

Anime, AnimeTubersCraft, children, Community, content creators, COSPLAY, cute, Digital, Entertainment, Gaming, internet, Kawaii, ONLINE, personas, post, PRETEND, Roleplay, social media, streaming, trending, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9798
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of post vtubers who pretend to be anime children on the internet! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking cats who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Talking cats.

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually undercover agents spying on the sheep rebellion. You can join them in their covert operations and help save the Minecraft world from wooly chaos.

3. Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest block in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted obsidian. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Pixelated Waifus: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, android girls, Anime, body image, Cybernetics, digital art, exaggerated bodies, FANTASY, Female Characters, female empowerment, futuristic, gaming culture, gender stereotypes, Japan, japanese games, Minecraft, objectification, pixelated, pop culture, Sexualization, Technology, Ultimate, video games, virtual reality, waifus

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content! But that’s not all – we have android girls with exaggerated bodies roaming around the server, ready to help you on your adventures. Need some extra muscle to take down a horde of creepers? Just call on our android babes to lend a hand!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground ninja village hidden within the server. You can train with the ninjas, learn their ancient techniques, and become a master of stealth and combat. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the village – can you find it before anyone else?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the android girls are always ready for action!

CyrusCraft: Conquer the Blocks Like Cyrus Conquered Nations!

Ancient, blocks, Civilization, comparison, Conquer, Conquered, culture, cyrus, Cyrus the Great, CyrusCraft, Evolution, GREATNESS, History, Impact, iran, leadership, Legacy, modern world, Nations, perspective, progress, Reflection, Ruler, society, time travel, transformation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	993	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Step into our Minecraft server and travel back in time to meet the legendary Steve, who lived 2500 years ago and was the original block-building master! Join us for epic quests and challenges as we try to uncover the secrets of Steve’s ancient crafting techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon his secret stash of diamond blocks! So why wait? Join now and be a part of history in the making (literally)!