ShortSquadCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShortSquadCraft – Where Manlets Rule the Minecraft World! #TallTales #ShortStacks #TinyTerror

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of dull Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh? Join our server for a wild time full of lolzy shenanigans! We have a fap workout routine that will have you flexing those virtual biceps in no time. Plus, who needs to worry about height when you can just lay down, sleep, and repeat until you become a Minecraft legend? Don’t miss out on the most outrageous server around!

Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

anosmia, brain changes, Covid-19, Craft, discovery, findings, health, long-term effects, Lost, Medical, Neurological, neurology, olfactory, pandemic, Patients, research, scientists, sense of smell, smell, study, Symptoms, Syndrome, Treatment, Virus

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Starry Night: The SMP Server where You Need a Secret Code to Get In… Just Kidding!

Bedwars, Code, Creative, Customenchants, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, in, Kidding, Kits, Luckyblocks, Minigames, Modded, night, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, secret, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Starry, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Farms Harvested:	660
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla++ with mods
Active Players	10
Mods	Alex’s Mobs, Farmers Delight, Dragon Mounts, Iron Spells, Brutual Bosses
Features	Active voice chat, proximity chat

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Please message me for our server discord information.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: We have a set of rules posted in our discord server, please make sure to read and abide by them.

Q: Can I suggest mods for the server?

A: We are open to suggestions, feel free to share your ideas in the discord server.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable conversations in the chat. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the occasional awkward moment like the one mentioned above. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared for some unexpected conversations along the way.

> Money Inflated Minecraft SMP

car depreciated, Crypto, gold stolen, house squatted, inflated, Minecraft, MONEY, money inflated, rugged, smp, stocks crashed

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
New Chunks Explored:	963424	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the real world economy crashing and burning like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only stocks crashing are the ones you blow up with TNT.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your gold has been stolen by a sneaky Enderman. No worries, just grab your pickaxe and go on a quest to get it back! And don’t even get us started on the housing market – our houses are never squatted in because we have iron golems as security guards.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only thing inflated is the size of your giant pixelated castle!

BachTripBillsB4Brides

bach trip, bachelorette trip, BachTripBillsB4Brides, BM dresses, bridal shower, bride tribe, brides expenses, Bridesmaid, Disappointment, Elopement, engagement party, Expectations, fast track wedding, financial reasons, friendship, Group Chat, hair and makeup, headcount deadline, MOH, official wedding day, wedding day

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	211

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of timing and financial responsibility? Look no further! Our server is like a bride on a fast track to marriage, with crazy expectations and demands that will keep you on your toes. Join our server and experience the thrill of being summoned to a group chat without even being officially asked to join!

But wait, there’s more! Help throw and pay for virtual bridal showers, show up to virtual rehearsals on time, and of course, show up on the official virtual wedding day. And don’t worry about the cost, just be ready to pay after the fact without knowing how much it’ll be – just like a surprise bill at a fancy restaurant!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and outrageous demands, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real life when you can experience all the chaos and craziness right here?

WinterCraft: Euro Aid 100mil

100 million euros, 100mil, additional, aid, assistance package, charitable contribution, Crisis, donation, eastern europe, emergency funding, EURO, Europe, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, germany, humanitarian, international aid, pledges, relief efforts, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, winter aid, wintercraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Gods Slained:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have germany pledging 100 million euros for ukraine in winter aid like wut??? u can build ur own winter wonderland and pretend ur a rich country helping out others lmao. we got snowball fights, polar bear races, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide ur diamonds from the tax collectors. join now and be part of this crazy adventure!

Pitaya Flower Power – HpFBH3

characterization, dragon fruit, flower, flower formation, flowering pathways, gene expression, genetic engineering, genetic improvement, genetic research, HpFBH3, HpFBHs, Molecular biology, pitahaya, pitaya, plant biology, plant genetics, positive regulators, power, study, systematic, target genes

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mines Excavated:	3435
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a flower formation master in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got HpFBH3 and all da other HpFBHs ready to make ur pitaya look AMAZING! join now and become a pitaya pro, cuz who wouldn’t wanna be a flower formation guru in minecraft, amirite? let’s get bloomin’!

Taxed in Ohio Minecraft Server

Fanum, fanum tax, income tax, IRS, Minecraft, Ohio, Ohio fanum tax, Ohio tax, Server, state tax, Tax, tax audit, tax evasion, tax filing, tax fraud, tax law, tax preparation, tax refund, tax return, Tax season, taxed

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	365175	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6030
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Tired of getting fanum taxed in Ohio? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the IRS! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own tax-free utopia and never worry about being fanum taxed again.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, resulting in mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. Join us and witness the chaos as these mutant pigs battle it out with giant chickens for control of the server.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Kino Soundtracks Minecraft SMP

all time, best, Cinematic, classic, COMPOSITION, Epic, Favorite, film, film buffs, iconic, instrumental, Kino, memorable, Minecraft, movies, Music, Orchestral, Score, smp, soundtrack lovers, Soundtracks, Top

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	315258
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame music? Well, look no further because our SMP has one of the most epic soundtracks of all time! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly “Eye of the Tiger” starts playing, giving you the ultimate motivation to keep digging. And when you’re in a heated PvP battle, “Let It Go” from Frozen comes on, throwing off your opponent with its unexpectedness. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic soundtrack on any other server!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land, terrorizing anyone who dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild ride of epic music, chicken armies, and endless adventures!

TimeTravelerRegrets – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7739
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	162	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	104	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4089	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension Hops:	14

If I could go back in time, I would totally join this Minecraft SMP sooner! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, I was wandering around the server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. I thought I hit the jackpot, but little did I know, it was actually a trap set by the owner to test my skills. Long story short, I ended up fighting a horde of angry zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. It was chaotic, but also hilarious. So, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and make memories that will last a lifetime, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way.